Changing into gear

Samantha led Ned into the woods towards the river. After a long walk, the two came upon a small dock where their raft was waiting. A tall girl in overalls and a thin flannel shirt greeted them. She held up two paddles for them to take. "Hey there, Sammy! Back for another round?"

"You know it, Daisy!" Samantha said.

"And you brought a friend this time too!" Daisy said. "He's a cute one!"

Ned blushed and smiled at the compliment. "Uh, thanks?"

Daisy threw the paddles down and pointed at a pair of changing stalls. "Anyhoo, you know the rules. Ditch your clothes in the stalls and throw them out to me. I'll trade you some crappy clothes that you can get wet. Then I'll meet you down at the base of the mountain to give you back your real clothes."

"Thanks, Daisy." Samantha headed into one of the changing rooms as Ned slowly walked into the other. He slowly stripped out of his clothing, leaving his underwear and shoes on just in case. He didn't like the idea of being naked in the wilderness, especially with his hot dark-haired boss in the other stall.

He pushed the other clothes under the door out to Daisy. "C'mon, city boy! It's all or nothin'!"

Ned groaned and peeled his underwear off before taking his shoes and socks with them. He quickly pushed his only clothing out of the stall. "Okay, I'm ready. Pass me my clothes, please!"

No response.

"Daisy! Can you give me my clothes, please?"

Still nothing. Ned slowly peeked his head out to look for Daisy, but she was nowhere to be seen. There were no baskets of clothes or trace of his old garments. Daisy had run off with his clothes.

The other stall slowly opened and Samantha's bare feet and head came out. Samantha kept herself behind the door as she looked around. "Daisy! This stopped being funny two weeks ago! Where are my clothes?!"

Samantha's door suddenly popped off its hinges and fell down, exposing her naked body to Ned's full view. To his dismay, his own door quickly fell off as well. The two stared at each other in shock and embarrassment.

Ned could barely even move as he tried to think of a solution, but his mind did was repeat what he already knew.

I'm naked. In the middle of nowhere. With my gorgeous, nude boss.