Change the Rules

"So, if you can create classes and have girls automatically enrolled...." said Jim trailing off. He waved the wand in wide flourish. He paused then did it again.

Mike looked around and saw nothing changed. "So what did you do?"

"Well, as my British Lit teacher told me, I'm a paternalistic misogynist because I said porn was not too bad, so I went full blown misogynist pervert. So new rules: 1) All female students must do an hour of exercise every day and keep their bodies in shape. 2) All female students must look their best when on campus, and 3) Free birth control is available and mandatory and everyone on campus is STD free."

"Very nice, you perve!" said Mike, friendly nudging Jim in the arm. "Maybe in addition to Blowjobs 101...." he tailed off like Jim and took the wand. He waved it a few times. "Now there's Bondage 101, 201, 301, and 401, and _Kama Sutra _401!"

Two more girls came up to them. A tall slender brunette wearing a sleeveless sun dress, and a petite curvy girl with dark blonde hair. The blonde wore a pink skirt and blue halter top. "Can you help us with an assignment?" the blonde asked.

Mike and Jim exchanged grins. "Sure," said Jim, "what is it?"