Challenge her to a real wrestling match

“You wouldn’t be able to do that if I was trying from the start!” You counter. “I let you pin me to begin with.”

It’s a weak argument, and one that admits she really did have you there once you were pinned down, but it’s all you can think of right now.

“Oh, I’m sure you’re right, I’m only teasing. You’re a strong young man. Of course you would win.”

“Yeah, that’s right.” Stacy manages a smile, happy to grasp hold of your excuse. “In a real wrestling match Simon would win.”

You smile at your girlfriend’s support. Anyone would think she hadn’t just seen her mom **** you in a pin a second ago.

“I doubt it would even go two minutes.” You boast, adding on to your girlfriend’s comment, trying to repair your wounded pride.

“Now Simon, that’s enough.” Andrea frowns. “If you talk any more trash we might have to find out how far you really can go with me.”

“Bring it on!” Stacy challenged her mom, standing behind you and hugging an arm. “He’ll win easily!”

“Uhhh… S-Stacy…” you’re starting to realize this might not be the best idea. Not that you doubt yourself, but Andrea does seem to be deceptively strong.

“Ooh, I’m in!” Andrea says. “Maybe I can even take your arrogant boyfriend down a peg or two. How about we go after dinner?”

The two women look at you for your answer. Shit. Well, there’s no backing out now.

“Sounds perfect.” you say, sealing your fate.