Chad O'Brian vs. Chyna

"Um.. hi everyone!" Debbie says into the mike as she stands in the middle of the ring, "It's so awesome to be here."

"Show us your tits!" Someone yells from the audience.

"Okay." She chuckles, "If you want me too."

Debbie starts to unbutton her top with people whistling and some chanting, "Do it! Do it!"

Tanya is then heard yelling, "Call the match you dumb whore!"

"All right, the match." She giggles, "Coming to the ring first. A self proclaimed ladies man he is, Chad O'Brian!"

ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man" comes on:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRHBLwpASw

And out comes:

The ladies, especially the strippers cheered as out comes Chad in a Italian color wrestling trunks. He walks to the ring, acting suave and gesturing to women and winking at him.

"So far I'm not impressed Tanya with your crew." Boss Bitch comments.

"That bitch swore she wasn't going to screw this up!"

"Well, give Debbie a chance, ladies." Scot says, "Debbie maybe not the brightest bulb but she knows how to call the match."

"Speaking of match. What is this Tanya?" Cammy asks as Chad gets into the ring and starts caressing his six-pack and gyrating his hips towards Debbie, who blushes.

"This is Chad O'Brian. He's a bouncer for this fine establishment. I was short of male wrestlers and this little Romeo tried to seduce me to get on the ring. It didn't work but I found his attempts at pleasuring me amusing and with permission from the owner of this club, I let him on."

Chad gets closer to Debbie, who nods her head and has a big smile on her face.

"Well, I hope your little joke doesn't make this match too boring."

"Just wait Cammy. It's get better."

Then rock music comes on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om6ZHjrZGzo

Chad turns and smiles as Debbie says, "And his opponent! She's the Ninth Wonder of the World! She is Joan Laurer, otherwise known as Chyna!"

People cheered as the muscular woman wearing tight black leather corset and thong comes from the back.

"It's Chyna! A woman we haven't seen in many years since her defeat in Sex Fighters XXVI!"

"Oh my!" Cammy remarks.

"Yes, she's back! One of the many women that WWE let go because they didn't see her as attractive enough. Well, as a fan of muscle mommies myself. I say it's their loss and my gain."

Chyna gets into the ring and stares down Chad who seems a little nervous but still tries to keep his bravado.

"Well, I hate to say it, but you were right Tanya. This match just got a whole lot better."

The bell rings.