Ch 3

(Title:) P-18 Morty Alfa

Morty's mind didn't understand at all what his grandfather's hologram had just said, yet he was excited to know what it was. "It's going to... What is it? "

"It's not obvious, it's a project designed by my real self to help you in your... berp... let's say a problem of few balls and many holes" "Hey home...." "Don't play dumb with me Morty, we both know it's... berp... the Sun is more likely to go supernova before its time than for you to go before it dies... he he he," Holo-Rick said scathingly.

Of course, that bothered the young man a lot, who expressed it by crossing his arms and turning his back on Holo-Rick. "Oh sorry, not all of them are big casanovas who can fuck beautiful aliens and many other beings from the multiverse"

Holo-Rick instantly appeared in front of the annoying young man. "Okay, I went overboard... berp... Kinda I'll be frank to you the real me was a shitty grandpa and wanted to give you this so you would have something good from him" "n.. No, I exaggerated too, A.. although it wasn't all complete shit, we had our good times," Morty said calmly. "True! Like the time they went to the... berp.. Atlantis... ha ha ha" "It's true.. Skies and all those sexy mermaids... ha ha ha"

They laughed at them for a brief moment. "That's what I'm talking about Morty with Project Morty Alpha, the mermaid thing will look like kindergarten stuff "" e.. it's seriously Holo-Rick" "Do neutrinos move faster than light? ""Ehhh..." "Forget it... just repeat with me Activate P18-Morty Alpha" "uh.. Is it safe? Morty asked fearfully.

The young man had good reason: his bitter experiences regarding his grandfather's insane inventions have made him rather fearful of what would happen next. "with... Who do you think you're talking to? With a psychopath" "huh... Precisely for that reason ""grr shit... It's okay, I promise you nothing bad will happen to you... berp... smart, great, coward," Holo-Rick said irritably.

Although it wasn't a big deal, that was enough to make Morty feel more relaxed.

"ok, activate P18-Morty"

Immediately he heard a click when he turned around he saw that a section of the floor about a meter wide, from there emerged a metal box with a cap instead of a lock. "Put your thumb there"

He obeyed and opened the box easily, inside the first thing he noticed were 3 pistols, one had a syringe with a blue liquid, the other was a small portal pistol, the last one looked like a memory gun and there was also a small red crystal. "Oh dear... Oh dear... and.. is.. It's a portal gun! "said Morty excitedly. "I knew it would blow your mind, but it's of limited use the... berp... I set it up so that it only works with your DNA, the other stuff as well."

The young man, still excited, looked at the other things curiously. "And the others?" "Do you remember the memory gun?... or don't you?... I have been... It's because if you get to shit it it can get you out of trouble... berp... I'll tell you about the crystal later... the best is The Morty Alfa"

Morty held the gun with the blue liquid. "this and... and What does it do? ""So as not to melt your brain... berp... I will say that it will do a gradual rewiring of your DNA in specific areas like hormone production, behavior patterns, and other things." "eeeh...."

Morty's eyes stared into space without understanding his explanation, which the Hologram noticed. "grr... Shit in short, it will change the biochemistry of your body little by little until you become a real alpha male... berp... Someone no girl would resist"

"ooh.. and.. That means the girls will love me," said the young man who understands better. "They will love you... berp... they'll get wet, they'll have very wet dreams about you and they'll even fight to have you... They'll be crazy about you! "

Morty's mind was racing around the room, he was coveted by sexy girls and being able to them was his biggest dream. "Oh dear... and.. this is fantastic Holo-Rick... Heck it's the best gift in the world"

"Calm, calm stallion this will be progressive and has its processes... first of all you must inject yourself with The Alpha Morty"

Again the fears that something horrible would happen to him took over his head making him tremble. "Oh come on! I ran 1,569,678 simulations to be sure... berp... AND IT'S SURE SILLY," said Holo-Rick annoyed. "A... and... is... g.. good"

Morty took a deep breath about 3 times, closed his eyes and injected it into his arm, opened them to watch as the strange blue liquid disappeared to enter his body. "You haven't exploded. berp.. Cry baby"

"bu.. Well... But when it will take effect... ahhhh.. ggrrrrrr"

Quickly young Smith fell to the floor convulsed with pain, hundreds of needles piercing his flesh. "aagg... ahh Ric.. grrr"

"IF IT WORKS BABY, YOU'RE FEELING IT, YOUR NEW LIFE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN... SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PATHETIC, VIRGIN EXISTENCE," shouted Holo-Rick elated. "GGRRR... bbghbkl.. ayu... mmhjjbn... gggrrrr "

In pain, he tried to call for help, but the words were not clear. "COME ON, IT'S THE START OF BIG, ADVENTURES... BERP... IT'LL RAIN GIRLS AROUND YOU EVERYWHERE TO YOU SO YOU THEM IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE IT'LL BE GREAT COOL MORTY" And so on with a hysterical Holo-Rick screaming and screaming until poor Morty passed out...