Caveman costume with plastic club

The caveman costume looks neat. It comes with a large plastic club and makeup to make you look like a neanderthal. You take the costume into the changing room and try it on. It fits great, and shows off your muscular chest and arms. You step out of the changing room with the club to look in the mirror.

You are no longer in the costume shop. You are in a dim cave. Prehistoric cave paintings cover one wall. A pile of rocks and sticks sits in one corner. What looks like a primitive bed made out of furs and dried grass is in another corner. You can see light coming from the passage to the left. The passage to the right goes into the dark.

Your club seems heavier. You check it out and find that it is wooden and quite sturdy. It's about twice as big and heavy as a baseball bat. Your costume is also changed -- no longer fake synthetic fur. Real fur with real fleas.