Cartoons will rot your brain

God....I can't even get control of the remote, as my little brats are currently hugging my arms like I'm some giant teddy bear. "Boring, BORING..... Eww, why are they following a group of goblins around with TV cameras?!"

Raven stopped her cuddles at that, even I had a moment where my brain seemed to miss-fire. "Oh, that's just the Kardashian's"

Ten minutes of channel surfing later, we hit something I was slightly worried about them seeing. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!"

OK... That was unexpected, especially since it WASN'T Jinx who exploded like that. Seeing as she was cowering behind my shoulder. The culprit responsible for Raven's seething rage was that asinine Teen Titans Go show. "I...I don't even know what....who just......aaaagh!!!"

In a very confusing way, it was kind of hot watching her rant about. Her large breasts would jiggle and bounce as she shook her arms around, squawking incomprehensible nonsense.

"She's really mad Johnny..." Oh for pete's sake.... Jinx was pressing her supple little breasts against my back... Why is my sex life so bizarre!?

"Johnnny!? What is this garbage!?" Her hands had her hair gripped in clumps as she grit her teeth. But why was she literally THRUSTING her chest in my face? "It's just some shit cartoon Rae..."

"But why does that idiot look like me?!?" Oooh....this is a touchy subject.... "Look Rae, just calm down and sit. I'll.... I'll explain as best as I can..." She slumped her shoulders, and had her lower lip stick out in a pout. But she eventually did what I asked.

Um....how DO I explain this? They both sat on either side of me, looking up with rather innocent curiosity. The story that they told me shows they don't think they're 'Superheroes', so I'm not really sure they'd buy alternate reality.

"Superheroes?" It was sort of adorable how they're blinking in confusion. They seem to recognise the word, but it's like they can't comprehend what it means. "Yeah.... This is a pretty poor example of the whole 'Superhero' thing. It's like a.... it's a....." God damn it! What's that word!?

"A parody?" Oh bless you Jinx! You adorable little minx! " That's the word!" Her response to my sudden and surprise forehead kiss was a rather cute little squeak of alarm.

"A shit parody...." Oh Raven....

"How about this, if you two let me have the remote, I'll show you a GOOD example of Superhero Movies. Sounds good?" Oh no..... They have that look again... "Are there any Naughty Superhero Movies~?"