Carolyn goes to HR

Carolyn waited until Stella closed her office door to take a conference call. She scooted from behind her desk. Her heels clicked as she walked quickly down the hall to HR.

Carolyn looked around before she stepped into the Human Resources office. She quietly shut the door.

“Libby, I need to talk to you.”

Libby, a middle-aged stooge, smiled a plastic smile. “What can I do for you?”

“I think I’m being sexually harassed.”

“That’s a very serious statement.”

“Stella.”

“Stella?”

Libby shook her head. “Stella would never cross that line. Besides she’s not a lesbian.”

“I know. She had a penis.”

Libby smirked. “Exposing herself to a subordinate is very serious.”

“Y-you know?”

“Honey, everyone knows. I’m surprised you didn’t. Do you have a problem with Stella’s sexuality? That’s a violation against company policy. We do not discriminate here.”

“No. No, I don’t.”

“You need to think long and hard before you start accusing employees.”

“I don’t have a problem with that.”

“It sounds to me like you do.”

****, Carolyn lifted her skirt and pulled down her underwear.

Libby whistled. “That’s big than mine.”