Car trouble

So far it had been a normal lazy saturday. After finishing all of my morning chores, i thought to myself finally time to relax. My wife was at work so i had the place to myself. I live in a fairly large subdivision, a two story house with an in ground pool and a privacy fence around the property. Luckily my lot is in between two empty lots, so that usually gives me plenty of privacy in the back yard for skinny dipping or nude sunbathing, both of which i do very often. I do have two neighbors across the street, both of them being middle aged divorced ladies. Here it is time to relax, what do i want to do? I think i'll go for a dip and then lay out in the sun for a little while. Knowing i have the place to myself i strip down completely naked, grab a towel and head to the pool.

Not to many things feel better than swimming naked on a hot day. I swim for about an hour then decide to get out of the pool and dry out in the sun. It doesn't take long before i drift off to sleep laying face down on top of my towel with my bare butt glowing in the sun. After about another hour my sleep is suddenly interrupted by the sound of knocking and my mother in laws voice calling my name. At first i thought how did she know i was in the back yard? But then i thought she must have heard my radio playing. The next thought i had was "man my ass stings" apparently laying in the sun for an hour butt naked is a bad idea because now my entire bare backside is sunburned and my ass is cherry red. I stand up, grab my towel and wrap it around my waist as good as i can then head over to the gate to meet my mother in law. Now if you have a privacy fence you probably know that there not always completely private. In my case, there is a large gap between the fence and the gate where you can easily see into the backyard if you look so i already know she has probably at least seen my bare butt and she might have seen my penis when i stood up to get the towel. I wasnt sure until i started talking to her. "Sorry i was taking a nap, i hope you weren't standing here too long. Whats going on?" I ask her. She says " its ok, i havent been here long. Do you always sleep naked in the back yard?" She then giggles a little. Now embarrassed i say" no maam. Not always, but i do sometimes". She then tells me not to worry shes seen a few naked men in her life and that she was stopping by because her car was acting funny. " can you cone take a look under the hood for a second?" I say sure just let me run in and get dressed real quick. She then says" im kind of in a hurry, i was hoping you could just step out here as is and just take a quick look. Besides ive already seen you naked plus you hace a towel on now even though it is a small towel" against my better judgment i agree. I open the gate and walk towards her suv. " wow you got a little sunburn didn't you?" As she sees my red back. " yes maam i did. Im feeling pretty stiff right now. Will you reach in and pop the hood?" As she does that i grab a step stool and put it in front of the truck so i can reach under the hood. I step up on it as i open the hood and begin to look around. She co.e back to the front of the truck and stands beside me and starts telling me what the truck is doing. I see the problem. She somehow ran over a tree branch and it got lodged in the engine compartment. As i reach down to try and free it, i feel my towel starting to slip, but before i can get to it, the knot comes undone and the towel falls off of my bare butt. I manage to thrust my front forward fast enough to keep the towel pinned between my penis and the grill of the truck. My head and shoulders are still under the hood because im still working to free up this branch,but out of the corner of my eye i see my mother in law lean over to get a better look at my naked butt. She says " oops looks like you"re exposed again. Ill fix it." She then proceeds to snatch the towel from be tween me and the truck leaving me butt naked. This makes me clinch my butt cheeks together. " you dont need this silly towel, just work naked. Im not complaining. Those burnt butt cheeks will feel better without anything touching them any way". By now im very embarrassed my front side is as red as my back side. Just when i thought it couldn't get any worse, my neighbor carole walks up in the driveway.