Captain

You’re surprised that the captain is a woman, but why is that surprising?

Captain: You might have noticed we have a bit of a Futa problem on the ship.

Yes, you did!

Captain: I’m terribly sorry for the inconvenience. Rest assured the staff and I are doing everything in our power to resolve the situation as quickly as possible. Actually, it’s great to have you here on the bridge, you can help with the problem.

How can you help?

Captain: You can let me take you of course.

You are shocked and awed.

Captain: You don’t want it to be me? Maybe my date or my first mate?

You look around and quickly realize it isn’t just the captain everyone on the bridge is female, at least you hope…

The Captain is swaying her hips as she stalks towards you inexorably. How can she be so sexy and so sinister at the same time?

Captain: Yes, everyone on the bridge is a Futa. That was the first thing I took care of. A divided bridge doesn’t do anyone any good. We’re all agreed that we’ll take the entire ship.

Your heart sinks as the bridge cheers.