Caoimhe

"No, I'll come with you," you say to Caoimhe, before turning to Sarah. "Sober up, and go home! I'm going to text Ash that you're here, they're going to come take you to your room!"

You flip out your phone, texting Ash Sarah's location and situation. With that, you abandon Sarah downstairs, quickly moving with Caoimhe to her room. You walk with her to her door, before turning to look at your girlfriend.

"So... are you thinking what I'm thinking?" you ask hopefully.

"That we're both far too drunk to make any big decisions, and that I should thank you for my wonderful night and head to bed?"

"Exactly," you say, although your voice is chocked full of disappointment.

Caoimhe leans in, kissing you gently on the lips.

"You are a great boyfriend, but tonight's not the best night for this kind of thing. Thank you for the night, Jack."

"Thanks for coming, I suppose," you respond.

"Promise me if you're going to go trying to get your dick wet you won't drink too much or stay up too late?" Caoimhe says. "Please?"

"Yeah yeah, I promise. I'm just heading to bed now anyway."

"Oh, perfect," Caoimhe smiles. "Well, I'll see you tomorrow. Goodnight."

"Goodnight," you reply, kissing her briefly on the lips.

With that, your date turns, disappearing off into her room. Then, you're left to head up to your bed and get some sleep.