Candice Tyler, 47 year old Accountant Clerk with a family

There are so much nonsense on the internet and TV these days, and when you first heard of the news story .. about .. this new natural law. Enslaved for 24 hours if you swallow semen?

But it slowly dawned on you that this is real, that this is how things are now, you realise it as well as you know its daylight outside.

The first thing you do is to call your 20 year old daughter Lyssa and your 19 year old son Francis home from local community college. Well, at least they were clean and proper kids, but sadly they inherited their brains from their father Peter. You were just happy they were not doing **** or having pre-marital sex. Or so you hoped.

Then you texted your husband to not drink or eat anything today that he did not get out of a can or a closed container, and trust you on this.