Campus Police

Winter Break was typically a slow period for Campus Police. Though they still did routine patrols at night they didn’t expect to actually run into any wrong doers or drunken students while they did them. So you can imagine the surprise of the two male officers when a streaker almost ran into them.

Madison did the one thing that felt natural when she saw the two cops step into the well lit path between her and Vivian… she screamed and immediately jumped behind the bushes to the side of the path hiding. She then proceeded to curl up into a ball and hope that the cops hadn’t seen her.

“Ma’am are you ok?” Came the calm voice from directly above her.

“Go away I’m naked!” Was all she could think to shout.

“We noticed.” Came a second voice. One that clearly was holding back a laugh. “Care to tell us why you’re naked?”

“I… I… I lost a bet.”

“Ma’am please come out from behind the bushes. Where are your clothes?”

“Right here!” Vivian appeared by the two officers with Madison’s belongings in her arms.

The cops showed a large amount of grace stepping back and allowing Madison to get dressed. Neither of them turned around but they didn’t **** her to come out from behind the bush either. Both of them got a view of her ass as she stood up and slid her thong and jeans back on. For speeds sake she chose to just pull her tank top on and skip the bra. A decision she regretted as she stood before the cops, nipples hard against the cool night.

“Well Vivian…” the cop said handing Viv back her ID. “Congratulations. There are no rules against watching someone streak, even if you did participate in the bet that led to it.” He turned to Madison.”

“Madison… you on the other hand…” the blondes heart started racing more than it had already been “I’m supposed to stress whenever we catch people doing this, and you aren’t the first. That it may seem like a victimless crime, but public indecency and indecent exposure are no joke.”

“No I understand officer. It won’t happen again.”

“Oh I’m sure it won’t. And I really wish I could just let you off with a warning. But I’m required by University rules to give you this summons for a hearing with the Student Conduct Board when the semester begins.”

A few more minutes of chit chat later and the cops set the girls off back on their way to their apartment.

“Bitch that was legendary. You should’ve seen the look on your face!” Viv teased as they walked.

“It’s not funny!” Madison said on the verge of tears. “I have a student conduct hearing!”

“Oh please.” Scoffed Vivian, “I had one for that time I got caught in our dorm with a handle of vodka. They just scold you for a minute and then give you a few community service hours. It’s nothing. Hell if they’d caught my black ass they’d have thrown me in jail.”

“But there’s going to be a report! That’ll go to my coach! I could lose my spot on the team!”

Viv went quiet. She hadn’t considered that fact. “I’m sure it’ll be fine. When they ask about it just tell them you were getting in some extra cardio.”

Her friend laughed which did a lot to loosen her up. “Well at least now I can tell everyone that I streaked the quad.”

“Well technically…” Vivian said with a side eye “You didn’t make it back to the starting point. So you only did 75% of the run. Tradition says you have to go the whole way there and back.”

“Oh fuck off. If you hadn’t brought me my clothes I’d have had to walk to them.”

“Yeah. Arm and arm with your new best friends.” Vivian laughed.

“Oh fuck off.”

“All I’m saying is that until you streak that last 25% you haven’t completed our bet.”