Chapter 4
by 
Enfenthusiast
Can It?
Callers
The news continued. “To our watchers at home, please feel free to call this number in order to weigh in on Ms. Smulders’ small problem. We will be happy to discuss it.” Cobie’s eyes widened. “Oh we have our first caller. You’re live. Go ahead.” “Hi I’m Emily. I was curious if you think Cobie’s a grower.” The reporter laughed. “Oh please! Her penis is so tiny! If it does grow then its not by much. Next caller!” Cobie felt tears stream down her face. Another call came in. “Go ahead!” “Hi, I’m Sandra. I was wondering if you think Cobie has ever had sex?” The reporter laughed even harder. “Definitely not. I think she’s due to be cast in a remake of the Forty Year Old Virgin!” Cobie’s sadness turned to rage. She quickly dialed the number on screen. She had to get ahead of this. “Oh we have another call! Go ahead.” Cobie exploded. “It’s not small. The video is altered! My penis is huge!” “Oh Ms. Smulders! You must be quite humiliated about this.” “I have nothing to BE humiliated about! The video is fake!” “Interesting. Well if that’s true then this must be quite the traumatic experience for you.” Cobie smiled. It worked! “Yes it has been.” “Would you be willing to do an exclusive interview tomorrow? I’d love to get your side of this.” “I’d be more than happy to! When?” “How about 6:00 PM?” “I’ll be there!”