Call your handler

"A+ work, Luke. You're not wasting time, are you?"

Zaydon's voice comes in through your phone - no special communication methods needed. He's here on Earth too . Protocol dictates that each region has a handler, in charge of guiding the Chosen through their escapades (and of course, running a few of their own). You're not supposed to learn his human name - in fact, you're not supposed to find any of the other Chosen. Increases potential complications. Only the handlers get to know those kinds of details.

"And you think it was ok to leave when I did? My body was screaming at me, it took everything not to just try to fuck her right then and there."

"No, yeah, you did great. Look, if you catch a vibe from someone that she really wants to have sex with you right away, you follow through. But in most cases, building up that tension like you did has a much higher hit rate."

"Okay, awesome. The only issue is, now I'm extremely fucking horny. And these bodies, I still don't know how they did it, but I just absolutely cannot masturbate."

"No, no, I hear ya for sure. The way I see it, you have two options. Text Caitlyn tonight, but that might not be the optimal way to play things with her. And then second, you go into town, hit up a bar and see what you can accomplish."

"Yeah, makes sense. I was also thinking I should probably sign up for some more workout classes and things like that. I have a gym membership but since the body doesn't need any maintenance I haven't been that dedicated."

"Amazing idea. Pilates type stuff, plenty of women in those environments who'd love a piece."

"Random question, Zaydon," you say. "Are there any female chosen?"

"Not on this planet," he says. "Pregnancy just takes too long. With other species we've done either all-female or a mixture depending on how their reproduction works. Here, though. I think there might be a small experimental group, like three or four, but it's not the main strategy at all."

"How many of us are there?" you ask.

"I'm not at liberty to give you that detail," Zaydon says. After a pause, he laughs. "But I'll tell you, we wouldn't fill Folsom Field. So you've got to pull your weight, you know?"

Zaydon continues. "That's your mission, and I know you can do it. Impregnate as many human women as possible. After a period of time, you'll need to move so you don't get caught up in either childcare or cheating drama or anything like that. So then you start again in the next place. And we keep going until there are enough half-Archon children to establish the hive network."

"This is your life now, Luke," he says. "Go forth and FUCK!"

Zaydon ends the call in a fit of laughter.