Call in sick and go about your free day

You call work and let them know that you came down with food poisoning last night.

Your boss says that it sucks and you should take the next few days off to get better.

You hang up the phone and jump in the shower to get ready for your free day. As you shower, your red cock slides back into its furry white sheath, hidden away from the rest of the world.

Stepping out of the shower, you throw on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt before stepping into your apartment. Your large TV rests against the far wall, across the room from your couch. Upon that couch, however, is something you didn't expect.