Call his mom

“I want you to call his mom and tell her to come over here,” Coach Monica said. “Clearly this is something that needs parental intervention and I know Stephanie would want to be told what her son has been up to.”

Principal Michaels nodded. “Very well, that would have been my suggestion anyways.”

The principal picked up the phone and dialed a number into the phone. “Hello?” Stephanie Stuart responded.

“Hello, Mrs Stuart, this is Principal Michaels. I’m calling you in regards to your son, Arnold. I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to come to the school immediately. Yes, it’s urgent. Well your son is in trouble for trying to show his penis to his female classmates.”

The phone clicked. “She’s on her way,” Principal Michaels said.