Call a Private Investigator

You decide to call a private investigator to help you find out what's really going on. The question is, who should you call? You drag out a large paperweight of a phone-book and skim through the yellow pages. Several ads stand out. One reads: "Stan Ackerman; Nosey and Sneaky, I'll find your info so that you can sleep Cozy and Easy" Another reads: "Mariana Brown. Former Detective. Will work pro bono for the right case, 99% success rate in investigation." Below those two are 30 or 40 listings of different investigators.