Call Bruno

You decide to call Bruno, since he's perfected the art of extravagant and debaucherous fun.

"John!" Bruno answers on the second ring. "How are you? I hear your company's stock is rising. Almost double in a week since you took control! Congratulations! My sources say you're going to be in the mid-80s for the Forbes 100 list coming out soon."

"Oh, that's cool. What are you at?"

"Top 5, I think. It's hard to beat Gates, Bezos, and Zuckerberg. Don't worry, you'll make it up there 1 day. What's up?"

"Uh... well, I've been so busy for the past week, with your help of course, and now that things have settled down, I was wondering if you're up for some entertainment," you say.

"Of course! I'm actually on my way in the plane to Shanghai right now to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Let me see... I'm about 1 hour from landing. Why don't you teleport here to the cockpit and join me? It'll be fun."

You grin to yourself and activate your teleportation ring, showing up in the cock pit of Bruno's plane. It looks like his co-pilot is taking a break.

"I hope so," you say.

"Of course it will be!" Bruno says, not missing a beat and unperturbed by you just showing up out of nowhere. Anyone else would have freaked out even if they knew about your abilities. "Don't tell me you haven't been with a woman since Dubai!" he teases as you sit down next to him. When you don't respond, he chuckles. "You've got to keep a few on retainer! I'll give you some tips when we get back, but now, you party with me!"