By creating an Impossible Distraction.

Before you do anything to apprehend the justice friend’s little maintenance rat, you have to first get the leaders of the justice friends out of the house for a while.

Or at the very least cause a big enough distraction that they won’t notice Ratman going missing. With this thought in mind, you begin to go through the many different interactions that the justice friends had within their home. Going through this you see that they have severe problems with both bees and cats, the main reason for these aversions would be the rather arrogant leader of the justice friends, major glory.

Major glory is the patriotic leader of the justice friends, though you wouldn’t really call him leadership material. As a major glory is rather vain, arrogant, and has a stick up his ass the size of a flagpole. Which is rather hilarious considering the fact that major glory’s entire superhero costume is designed after the American flag, I mean honestly you probably rip off his entire costuming use it as a flag. However, you digress, as while the thought of unleashing a horde of bees on the idiotic superheroes would be entertaining. It wouldn’t do much to get rid of them, as while the fools will destroy their apartment in their attempt to get rid of the bees. They wouldn’t really be enough for you to have enough time to start scavenging through the Ratman’s files.

No. No, what you need to do is draw the justice friends away from their apartment long enough for you to get rid of their rat repairman.

With that main objective in mind, you begin to think of the possible options you have in possible distractions. While a part of you thinks that it would be a good idea to trick the justice friends and attacking Dexter and Mandark while the two fools are duking it out with each other, you quickly shake your head and reconsider as while the idea. Since while the idea would be rather entertaining to watch and would definitely get rid of Dexter and Mandark. It would not be effective in getting rid of the justice friends, as both Dexter and Mandark have great admiration for the heroes and as a result will not fight them even if they’re being beaten to a pulp by them.

A second idea that comes to mind is, of course, to manipulate the justice friends rogues gallery to attack them. This idea has a little bit more merits, as this would distract the justice friends for a good long while. However, this comes at a high price, as once you unleash the villains they will run a mock throughout the entire world. Though part of you is sure that the justice friends would round up a good deal of them as they escaped; the more logical part of your mind understands that the justice friends would not be able to capture them all. This plan would only lead to more competition and more pains in the ass you would have to deal with when you invade. For they would see you as a rival for their conquest of this world and would of course band together with the justice friends to defeat you.

No, no none of these plans would work for you in the long run. What you need to do is to create an event so large that the heroes cannot avoid nor ignore. It doesn’t have to be immediate, but it does have to be large enough to draw the entirety of this worlds heroes into conflict.

Immediately an idea comes to your mind and with it a wide grin. As you know only one thing that could meet both the main objective and the necessary conditions in getting rid of the justice friends once and for all…

That one singular thought is, of course, Civil War…

Though with any good Civil War amongst heroes you’re going to need a catalyst, something that all the heroes care about dearly. Something that they care about so much that they’re willing to go to war over it! With that thought in mind, you consider your newly joined Mistresses close friend miss spell…

Miss spell is beloved and liked by the entirety of the superhero community. Wouldn’t it be a shame if something or say someone were to tarnish that image? With say a series of unfortunate circumstances, said circumstances, of course, having severe… Physical side effects on the heroes. That would not only enrage them but also embarrass them to the public at large and would you look at that it seems that miss spell is a magic user like yourself!

It would be so easy to... Oh, I don't know... Cause a case of mistaken identity.

A case in which you could use as a way to drive a wedge between not only the Justice Friends, But as cause Miss spell to have the need to hide away. May Perhaps with a trusted friend?

Oh!

And would you look at that! One her most Trusted Friends is currently in a sex coma by yours truly, Maybe a little Extra lovin and some charm combined with a pinch of **** could manipulate our poor dear Agent Honey Dew to aid you in such an endeavor?

That said a question comes to mind...