But first, a message from our host!

Hello! Sylvia River here! I like to thank all you lovely people in the audience for sticking with me through this latest season of Harem Hotel, Harem Hotel: Island Holiday Season! It's been quite an exciting show, and I'm so glad I have the chance to bring it to life for all of you in such a fun and exciting way!

Oh? What's that now? You noticed my new appearance? Why yes! Using the technology of the modern world, I have rendered myself in an animesque style for your viewing pleasure! I hear it's ALL the rage these days. What do you think? I love how the Novel AI software manages to perfectly capture the calm, gentle maturity and grace of my compassionate smile. And hey, I think I'm one of the lucky ones who managed to get five actual fingers displayed! (They may be split between two hands, but we'll still be counting this as a win, thank you ever so much!)

Now for many of you viewers watching at home, I'm sure you can tell that as cute as my picture may be, it can't compare to the gorgeous, alluring, and entirely too humble personage that is myself. But if, for sake of argument, you were following this season not by video captured by the many cameras floating around but through some form of text-based medium such as an online web story, you now get to see my beauty with your own eyes! And if somehow that isn't enough for you, I'll be happy to give a sneak peek to all our lovely ladies competing this season!

...Not Nick, though. Producers said it wasn't worth it.

But hey, who knows, stick around, and we might even have a little surprise at the end!

So to start, let's take a look at the first of our contestants, a one... Gina DeAmico!

Gina DeAmico

As you can see, when Gina started on the show, she was quite the little alt-punk badass! Leather jacket, torn jean skirts, and that top? Mm, definitely something spicy there. But alas, it was not meant to be. As beloved as our party girl may have been, you lovely people wanted to see her clean up her act, and thanks to the transformation Mrs. Right imposed upon her, nowadays Gina has gone from leather and punk to docile as a monk! Hair all a mess to a pretty white dress! Edgy and dark to picnics in the park! Spending the day getting high to sweet apple pie! Chugging down booze to sensible shoes! Smoking some weed to... um... okay, something about "master's seed..."

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Look if I had the skill to be a freestyle rapper I'd be doing that! Screw you guys! Anyway, take a look at Gina DeAmico nowadays!

Look at her! See how pretty and sweet? You can just TELL by that smile that she's dying inside. More than she was before, anyway. Sweet little Gina's gone Good Girl now, but will it stick? Perhaps the audience will have mercy on her and let her continue her partying ways. But for now, she's quite the pure little angel, can you believe it? And, uh... she appears to be hiding something behind her back... oh, my, yes, that's a very sharp knife there...

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Anyway, our next contestant is a far more cerebral sort, and much less likely to resort to physical ****, one would hope! That's right, contestant number two is a veterinarian and former gymnast with a penchant for feasting on takeout and drinking expensive tea, Dr. Dawn Willowbrook!

Dawn Willowbrook

Now before we get the FBI to raid us (that's "Federal Booty Inspector" for those uninformed) let me reiterate that in spite of her appearance Dawn here is, in fact, an adult! Her petite proportions are just a tragic circumstance of nature, probably because her brain weighs so much it stunted her growth. And while she may not be all that into Nick right now, this is a lady who will do what it takes to win! And the audience loves her too, so much so they thought that cute little Dawn would look just precious as the master's pet pussy! Yes, It’s THAT Anime You’re Thinking Of, Don’t Ask, that's the name of her transformation, and you can see the effects for yourself!

Don't ask me where the scrunchy came from. I'm the incomprehensible ephemerally gorgeous ruler of an island dimension, not an Apple Genius. Dubious choice in hair accessory aside, Dawn has made quite an adorable little transformation, going from soft and squeezable to cuddly and even MORE soft and squeezable! Hopefully this little kitty loves headpats, because she and the master will be doing a LOT of heavy petting if I have anything to say about it.

Up next, our third contestant is always one to watch for, the show's token lesbian! A tomboy muscle maniac and one of many art school rejects to NOT commit genocide, Dani Montenue!

Dani Montenue

Look at her! Those abs! Those pecs! Those delts! Those... um... tris! And bis? ...Nope, no bi here, pure lesbian. And no, I did NOT use an anatomy textbook to set up that little joke, I'm just naturally this brilliant. Just like how Dani is naturally this hot! But her tomboy charms can only get her so far. Here on Harem Hotel, lesbians tend to fall into one of two categories. Either they inevitably give into temptation and sleep with the master, or they hook up with one of the other girls in the master's harem (and then eventually give into temptation). And yes, there was that one season where the master was a lesbian and everything worked out just fine there, but as great as that season may have been, it sadly isn't the norm. So what became of Dani? Did she become an Amazon? Or Soft as Silk?

BOTH! Dun, dun, DUUUUNNNN! (Applause now, please)

That's right, in a rare Harem Hotel tie, Dani received equal votes for two categories that couldn't be more opposite one another! What's a host to do, am I right? But luckily for me, I was able to do a little bending of the rules, and now Dani has the strength of Supergirl with the body of a supermodel. As for her sexuality and her future, well, only she can determine that. Unless the audience has anything to say about it, that is.

Next up, our fourth contestant! We've reached the halfway point, and to celebrate, may I present Carly Granger, OnlyFans cosplayer, mountain climber, and altogether not NEARLY as popular as her overt sexuality would seem to warrant on a show like this!

Carly Granger

Like the contestants before her, our little Carly here received a transformation that would certainly warp her appearance in such a way that merits a comparison picture. But alas, there is none. And the reason for that is because Carly's transformation, My Dress-Up Darling, necessitates changing her wardrobe every single day to cosplay as something new! And here at Harem Hotel, we have neither the available space to accommodate such a large volume of pictures, nor the legal team necessary to withstand the deluge of lawsuits no-doubt aimed our way. So alas, you must use your imaginations, but remember: she's still got a dynamite body, no matter WHAT she's wearing, and the cheerful love of sex to make the most out of it!

But if Carly is someone straightforward when it comes to sex, our next contestant is just the opposite. Holly Anderson is a girl so sexually confused, she's not quite sure HOW she feels! Let's make her feel welcome!

Holly Anderson

Look at this precious angel! Isn't she just adorable? ...Apparently you all don't think so, considering she received a whopping 3% of the vote in the last popularity poll. And who could blame the audience for having such a low opinion of her, given her overt hostility towards Nick? But lies, like beauty, are only skin deep, and Holly's shown you all her true colors now! Not only has she been obsessed with the master for years, masturbating to his underwear, but that obsession has been supplemented by her transformation, Better Than I Deserve! That's right, Holly isn't just frigging herself silly to Nick anymore, now it's the idea of him getting it on with other girls that gets her motor running!

And there's no better girl for her to imagine him with than her friend, the pure little Tennessee belle, Mary Mactaggert!

Mary Mactaggert

Now, I've never read the Bible myself (I prefer the internet for MY **** porn) but from what I hear, there are many women with the name "Mary". There's Mary the Virgin Mother, of course, and it seems only fitting that our little devout Christian happens to be a virgin, and, if her transformation Suffer the Little Children, Cum Into Me has anything to say about it, a future mother! Our girl here has been repressed for too damn long, and she's got some fucking to do! Because while everyone knows about the Virgin Mary, MY personal favorite happens to be Mary Magdalene, the prostitute!

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Oh? Really?

But I thought-

For real?

No way!

Ah, sorry about that. That was legal just now, telling me I need to issue a correction. While public perception states that Mary Magdalene was a whore, the truth of the matter is that the whore in question was a woman named Mary of Bethany. Two completely different people. And unless I make that point very clear, the actual Mary Magdalene has threatened to sue us for slander. How Christian of her. So I say again, Mary Magdalene was NOT a whore, she was simply a woman very powerful, close personal relationship to Jesus Christ. And I'm sure that a handsome carpenter in his 30s never gave such a pure saint any of his hard wood.

Moving on, our seventh contestant isn't a whore either, but she's sure willing to do quite a lot for money! That's right, our little go-getter gal, Kim Lewis!

Kim Lewis

Snagged from a gas station in the middle of nowhere, our Kim has the good fortune to be a girl that the master chatted with a few times to build up his self-esteem. And thanks to her enchanting smile and great customer service skills, she gets to be here, on Harem Hotel: Island Holiday Season! Kim's the youngest of our contestants this go-round, but she's VERY mature for her age, and is working hard at minimum wage to put her way through university. Because school is for suckers, we decided her life would be better spent providing sexual pleasure to a man she barely knows! And yet, our audience definitely seems to have a soft spot for students- and a pretty damn hard one, too, because thanks to her transformation, Teacher’s Pet, she's become the schoolgirl any teacher would love to get fired over!

Look at that smile! Even she seems to be happy not to be working those soul-sucking jobs anymore! Now she's happy as a clam, ready to devote herself to sucking her master's soul out of his cock, rocketing to the top of the polls and all of our hearts! Can she keep her momentum going? Or is she doomed to return to the mediocrity of minimum wage, living a life where she'd rather be dead?

...Oh, and speaking of being dead, I believe it's time to introduce our final contestant, former friend of the master and recently-revived corpse, the one, the only, the darkhorse of the show, Dakota Johnson!

Dakota Johnson

Dakota here is quite a mysterious gal. She passed away at age 12, but like Emperor Palpatine before her, somehow she returned. And not as a dead 12-year-old either, no, we still haven't received the green light to begin production on "Harem Hotel: Dead Children Season" (but keep pushing, guys! Next year for sure, fingers crossed!)

No, with her starting transformation New Game 18+, Dakota's been revived in a brand-new body, tailored to her master's every desire! Those boobs, that waist, dat ass, dem hips, she's the whole package! Tall, dark, and sexy, with a bit of an edge to her that just makes you think "wait, she might be the sweetest girl in the season, or a fucking psycho, and I'm not quite sure which. But she's definitely hot." Whatever secrets may be hidden behind that smile, you can be sure that the season will be an exciting one with her involved!

And that's everyone! All the girls on our show! Eight lovely ladies fighting for the right to call themselves Nick's one and only (give or take seven more, of course). Now that you've gotten a good look at who we're working with, it's finally time, for us to move on, and take a quick check-in with the polls! That's right, we've got two running right now! Your vote for best girl,

Round 1 Popularity Poll:

https://strawpoll.com/polls/w4nWrd9oQyA

and your vote for which date you liked the best!

Favorite Date Poll:

https://strawpoll.com/polls/3RnYl19qQye

Make sure to cast your votes if you haven't already! Let us know which of these lovely ladies is your favorite, and which date you liked the best!

...Hmm? Ah, yes, I believe I promised you a surprise, did I not? Well... you've been such a great audience, so nice and generous and patient, so okay. Just a teensy little surprise to tide you over. May I introduce a certain someone?

Now, who is this, you may be asking? What role could she have, if she's not one of our eight contestants? Well... I'll leave that up to your imagination for now. In the meantime, please be patient while we wait for the votes to be tabulated, and we approach the first challenge of the show! Until then, I've been Sylvia River, and this is Harem Hotel: Island Holiday Season!

Her announcement finally completed, Sylvia let out a long sigh and slumped back in her seat.

"Phew. That was intense. But we got it done! Hopefully the audience really appreciates all the hard work we put into getting these images created!" She grinned, checking the comments.

"Boo."

"Boo."

"Terrible."

"L move"

"I can't believe you would do something so heinous. Don't you realize how terrible using Novel AI and all AI software is? As a fan up until now, I cannot in good conscience continue to patronize this show now that I know what lax moral standards the producers have!"

"I'm ashamed. You've ruined the good name of Harem Hotel!"

"You people are evil! How dare you do such a horrendous crime?"

"#GetMaryPreggers"

"This is the worst thing to ever happen in the history of the series, see you guys next week."

"I'm done watching. I thought this show promoted family values, not horrible things like AI artwork."

"Unforgivable."

Sylvia stared blankly at the screen for a few minutes. Then she took a deep breath, exhaled, removed her hat, and screamed into it.

"WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME?! DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF MONEY OR SOMETHING?! THEY PAY ME SHIT TO HOST THIS, NO WAY I COULD COMMISSION ART!"