Burnt Out Guy in a Slutty New World

Guy woke up, not remembering much of the prior night. It was a haze of booze and some argument he got into about crafting the optimal wish. That wish became so long that it probably wouldn't count as one wish, but it was the type of drunken argument that nobody gives a shit about the following day. In general, it was an all too typical night of drinking, while hanging out with his few remaining friends from college. He had quite a few nights like that lately, from being a fuckup who was stuck in a crappy apartment barely able to pay rent from working a shitty job. He was twenty five years old, and had never amounted to anything. He was never smart enough, charming enough, strong enough, or really anything enough to make something of himself in highschool, and college hadn't gone any better. Most of all, Guy never had any luck with women.

Which was why it was quite surprising to wake up next to a naked woman. Guy blinked several times, and pinched himself, but regardless of what he did, she remained. Maybe reacting to all of that, the woman next to him woke up, and yawned.

"Hey babe," The woman said. "Do you remember me?"

"I..." Guy's mind rapidly turned to mush seeing a naked woman for the first time. "Not quite?"

Instead of anger, the woman just giggled in response. "Wow, and you give us so much shit for not remembering your names. But then I guess you were pretty drunk last night."

Wait, what? Guy was left in shock as the way she said it sounded like something a frat guy would say when a girl bitched at him about not remembering her from the prior night.

"Well, call me Mandy," Mandy said. "Anyway, ready to go again?"

The way she asked was how Guy was used to seeing men beg for sex from their girlfriends.

"Uh... sure-"

Before Guy could even finish speaking, Mandy pounced on top of him and drew him into a deep kiss. They were both still naked, so she was able to then get into a reverse missionary position without missing a beat. He then felt something he never had before, because she took his dick inside her. He was no longer a virgin! Yet something was off. His body was responding like he had done this before, but that was impossible. Guy had been a virgin in his old life, how was he not one here?

These internal doubts didn't prevent Guy from enjoying Mandy for hours of course. They took only a brief break for breakfast before returning to relentless sex. A dizzying number of positions caused him to only cum a bunch, but also see that Mandy was... gorgeous. He had already been overwhelmed by being with a naked woman at all, but she looked incredible. Her light blonde hair perfectly framed her face, her breasts were the size of soccer balls, and their shape was amazing too. Most of all, her body was just flawless, like any possible health problem she had was just... gone.

Eventually, he collapsed from the strain of cumming so many times and Mandy, while unsatisfied, still left him on a positive note. “Alright babe, I gotta go, but try to take care of yourself.”

After Mandy left, and Guy thought about what had happened. After some deliberation, he realized that his wish, the long, overly complicated wish that almost certainly didn’t even count as one wish, had actually come true…