Bunny Yoga

After breakfast, I get handed a black leotard with a bunny tail, to replace my bunny robe.

A tide of gorgeous and cute bunnies sweep me out of the house on into the backyard, where I notice that everyone else is holding a yoga mat. Before I have time to be ashamed by my lack of equipment, another bunny hands me a pink mat, and I thank her profusely.

Every other girl is dressed as a bunny. Well, every girl except Lucia, who is standing among us on her own yoga mat.

Piper, standing at the front on her own pink mat, takes a moment to watch over her bunnies. It feels good to be part of a group like that. I would do anything for my fellow bunnies.

"Good morning my lovelies!"

"Good morning Piper!" the entire group cheers in response. Well, the entire group except me, who was unprepared for it.

"We've already informally welcomed our new bunny, Annie, but now it is time to welcome her formally into our ranks and I thought our morning exercise would be the perfect place for it because we're outside and it's sunny and everyone is full of energy for the day after a good night's sleep and we can show her that we at the ranch are not only about crude filthy sex, we are also all about community and friendship and good health, physical and mental!"

All around me, cute bunnies smile at me, and several voices shared a "Welcome, Annie!"

"Now! Time to salute the Sun!"

Piper gets into position, and every other bunny follows her lead. I'm a few seconds behind, but I join them. As I copy their actions, I feel very welcome into the group.