Buffy Vs The Wishbone

For those unfamiliar with the Wishbone look up the works of The Sympathetic Devil.

NOTES

This story takes place in the alternate version of season 7 (See introduction page) and follows the younger siblings of Andrew and Jonathan as they try to continue their brothers work. Tom is Andrew's uber-geek brother and Joanna is Jonathan's lesbian goth sister. Both attend the new Sunnydale High with Dawn.

“We have to come up with some way of taking down that slayer.” Joanna said coldly through her dark, blackened lips.

“You’re just pissed ‘cause she said you were deeply disturbed and were a high risk for suicide or **** in your report.” Replied Tom.

“No I’m pissed because she’s the one that landed our brothers in jail.” Joanna snapped back.

“But I thought you couldn’t stand Jonathan.”

“Yes, but he is still my brother and no prissy little blonde bitch is going to get away with having him locked up. Now I say we stick with the trio’s original plan and turn her and her family into our little fuck bunnies.”

“Cool.” Said Tom envisioning Buffy eating out Joanna’s pussy, “But how we’ve looked through all of those plans Warren left lying around and all their plans failed and well lets face it between us we can do like simple parlor tricks and some techno stuff.”

“Then we need to find something of some genuine magical value that can do the job for us.” Joanna said, “Which we could do a lot faster if you would stop wasting time on the internet trying to hack into porn sites.”

She whacked him hard on the back of his head with her skull ringed hand.

“Ouch.” Tom wailed, “I wasn’t looking for porn this time I was checking ebay to see if there was anything useful on it we could use, I managed to hack Andrew and Tucker’s accounts to by things.”

“And?”

“And I don’t really know most of this stuff sounds kinda stupid take this one for example Original Wishbone, yeah right.”

“Wait!” Joanna jumped across her room to one of the bookshelves with the various dark magic books she had taken from Jonathan’s room after he was arrested. She began relentlessly flicking through the pages until she found what she was looking for. “The Wishbone, it’s said to be the bone for the finger of the Devil himself with the power to grant wishes of who ever holds it. This just might be our answer.”