What happens next?

Buff, Dru and Harmony

"I thought I was your real girlfriend, Spike," said Drusilla.

"You're my ex," said Spike. "And you chose to leave me, not vice versa. Remember?"

"So what are you doing here anyway, Drusilla?" asked Harmony. "It's bad enough that you broke my boo-boo's heart. Did you have to come back to Sunnydale and finish the job?"

Buffy just looked at Drusilla and asked, "Boo-boo?"

Drusilla just shrugged and said, "What ya going to do?"

"And what are you doing here, Buffy?" said Harmony, turning the crossbow in her direction. "It's bad enough that Drusilla had to come here. But here you are, flaunting your nakedness in my boyfriend's direction without even a word of apology. It's bad enough that he's always making me dress up like a vampire slayer, but to realize that he was doing it all because of you? Geez."

Drusilla just looked at Buffy and asked, "Vampire slayer?"

Buffy just shrugged and said, "News to me."

Then she thought, hey, wait! Are me and Drusilla bonding? Over Spike? And Harmony? Harmony of all people!

Then Buffy turned to Harmony and said, "Well, I am chained up, you know. And it wasn't my idea to chain me here. That was your boyfriend's. So why don't you unchain me and I'll get out of your hair as fast as I can?"

"Oh, you'd like that, Slayer," said Harmony. "You're almost as bad as she is."

She pointed to Drusilla.

Drusilla just smiled and said, "Oh, no. Buffy is in no way as bad as me. But I can teach her to be. I can teach her to do many things."

"Seriously, Drusilla?" asked Buffy. "You pick now to flirt with me?"

"No time like the present," said Drusilla. "Besides, I can tell from the state of your nipples that you like the attention."

"Er, you must be mistaken, Drusilla," said Buffy. "If my nipples are hard right now, it's just because it's so cold in here."

"Hey, they look hard to me too," said Harmony.

"Well, who cares what you think, Harmony?" asked Buffy.

And just like that, Harmony responded by firing a crossbow bolt at Buffy's head.