Browse the Dating Apps

You sit down on the sofa in the living room, crossing your legs at the knees as you start to look for someone to flirt with on the dating apps.

Firstly, you head on Tinder. The girls on here seem to love you, you could talk for hours about the latest gossip or music that you both love. Thry seemed to like the pictures you have up, the main one especially with you posing beside a rainbow flag. Robbie always said girls love rainbows, and it looks like he's right!

You also get messages from a bunch of guys too, from the other app, Grindr. You downloaded it to try and meet some cool guys to hang out and grab a couple drinks when you weren't doing anything on the weekend. You're just an absolute social butterfly!

"Ur ass looks amazing" - you've been working hard on it, you're glad he could tell!

"Seeing you with your tongue out makes me so hard" - you're not sure why seeing that would make his muscles tense, but if it helps a bro with his workout then you'll do it!

"I want to spank those cheeks until they're raw" - he must be a baseball player, looking for some guys to congratulate. You message you'd love to play with him sometime ;)

"Does your slutty fag mouth want some of my sausage rammed in there bitch?" - har de har. No you're gay dude! But sure, he seems to be inviting you to a barbecue. You say you'd be glad to get some meat today.