Bringing fun to you

As CEO of a major social media tech company, you have an enormous office that overlooks the water, and the only furniture you have inside is a standing desk for work. It's bare bones, but also very zen and quiet. You check your computer where one of the assistants who works for you has logged a number of invites to events for you. Now that you're a big shot, everyone wants your attendance for their parties and other events, some for publicity reasons, some just to have a minute of your time to pitch you an idea.

You check the list. There's a retro video games party that Ashton Kutcher is throwing by the beach. It sounds fun, but also like it will be a sausage fest. Other events are similar. A book launch. New phone demonstration. Art gala. S.I. party. Some Hollywood director just bought a distillery. A baby shower.

You scroll back. S.I. party. You had scrolled past it quickly because you didn't realize what it means, but now that you look at the details, you realize S.I. party stands for Sports Illustrated Party. That gets your attention. The invite is for a party that's currently underway, though not far away. You could be there in less than 30 minutes by car. The invite says the party is to celebrate the launch of the Sports Illustrated 2017 Swimsuit edition, and it includes a list of models who will be there. Unfortunately, it looks like the cover girl, Kate Upton couldn't make it, but there is still a long line-up of beautiful models. The invite even has pictures of each of them in a skimpy outfit that they're supposed to wear to the party to promote the launch.

Smiling to yourself, you're about to teleport to the party when you stop yourself at the last second. The old you would have gone to the party and probably used your magic rings to get one or more of the women to have sex with you. There's nothing wrong with that and it would be totally fun and enjoyable, but you think about what Bruno would do. What a powerful man such as you would do.