Bring Anko back to the Hokage's Office...

(Let it be known from 'this' point, that the main Seven, and similary young ninja of their generation are aged 'up' to the minimum age required for sex as per the rules of this site, to the mimimum 18+ compared to their canon counterparts. Any references before of Kurenai's team being 'just kids' and any other mention doesn't exist from 'this' point onwards, they are all aged up for the purposes of smut and, not being cardboard cutouts I barely mention in sex scenes they are around in)

In my defense... I thought the idea was 'much' better in my head when I first thought it, and it wasn't until halfway through that I realised reality, still existed.

I guess impregnating Kurenai, going balls deep into the Hokage and her assistant, and the fucking _orgasmic revelation _I gave Anko kinda made me a little loopy, because as I helped myself to breakfast from Anko's fridge, as I used her **** pussy to get me off, I realised I still had shit to do back at Tsunade's, like I still had a lot of ideas for her, a fuck-ton.

Not just because she was a sexy, sultry, sucking, fucking, bit tittied, fat arsed, Kunoichi, Sage powerhouse who would bend over and let me fuck her the moment I asked, but, because she's the fucking Hokage! My powers? Incredible, I wouldn't trade my life for the things they were that good, I couldn't go back to normal life with a 'I win' button for life and sex.

Lots of sex, fucking lots.

But, just because I could probably bend this village over itself and plunder every pussy from the the front gate to the Hokage mountains... doesn't mean I _have _to. Anko, yeah I could make any woman like her, just a fucking whore that is useless against my cock. But... _that would probably be boring, I'm a man of culture, and if Itchi-Itchi taught me anything, is that it isn't the ease of sex, but the setup, the foreplay, the themes that really made porno's special.

And who better to elict realistically smutty scenario's than, the fucking Hokage herself, ordering all those sexy Kunoichi so line up, present their asses, and let me impregnate the next generation with but big ass cock, which if I'm understanding right, basically trumps their Shinobi men by a good few inches.

But... as much as I was ready to go out the door, I was **** to get this dumb slut's throat off my cock, it was like... _too fucking good, _as I grope and play with her pussy and toned ass, it seemed a shame to leave her behind, it could be fun to bring her cum-filled naked body to Tsunade's as well so...

Yeah, in retrospect, as I slumped against a wall, panting with Anko's thighs around my head, this was a stupid idea. Even if I was a part-time labourer, I really underestimated how fucking weird that carrying a human body on me was kinda, fucking hard? Anko wasn't a big girl but she was heavy enough to matter.

I had basically strapped her against me using some of her, strong ass ninja rope I found in one of her drawers, and basically tied her upside-down onto my body, her throat still swallowing my cock, and her pussy pressing against my lips in easy reach, her thick fucking thighs wrapped around my head, and arms hugging my waist.

And so, I made Anko-Dango-Slut into my own personal travelling cock sock, it wasn't until I was halfway back to Tsunade's office did I realise lugging a human body on my body fucking hurt. My legs were aching a little, and the rope was changing against my naked-ass back.

Yeah I also decided to do this in the buff, just for the fuck of it, public indecency? Whats that? It was too late to back out now, so I just sat down in the middle of the street on, something. I don't fucking know, I just couldn't keep standing for that long.

"hah-your heavy slut ass-haah-is the reason I-hah-am not, fucking a Hokage's ass right-haaaah-_n-now, godammit..." I gasp, slapping her ass hard, I felt a groan travel up my cock and through the base of my cock, as her pussy clenches into another orgasm, "Yeah yeah, take it you fucking cock sucking whore..."

She orgasms... again, hard as I raise an eyebrow at her winging hole.

"Wait are you awake right now?"

... There was no answering groan or gag around my dick, so I'm guessing not... wait, she doesn't need to hear me cursing her out to clench and gush? HAH, I'm loving my new earrings more and more, if I didn't know I'd probably be killed the moment people saw me **** out a Kunoichi in public with my hard-bitch-breaker, I'd take them off my head and kiss them.

But, fuck that noice, I'm not taking them off, not for anyone or any fucking reason, if I could actually pierce them onto my ears I'd have done it already.

I let my eyes wander, giving small spanks on Anko's ass out of sheer boredom, I can still probably make it to Tsunade's when I rest a little, too late to turn back now.

"Hey you two, whores!" I see a mother and daughter pair, sexy fucking women in their own right, only made better as they came in a pair, they didn't even turn to look at me, walking past me into the marketplace, the teen girl did give me a passing glance before moving on...

Oh, yeah, my earrings are a little finicky about shit like that...

"Urrrg, it's normal for women to acknowledge me when I call out to them, to stop by and shoot the shit, no matter what they might be doing at the time."

I wait a few seconds, before the pair of them came out, looking a little bashful the mother rubbed the back of her neck.

"A-Ah, I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me."

"Mooom, I told you he wanted to talk to us..."

"I know sweetie, I know." She gives that familiar sigh, the one of a mother who has had to put up with their kids being insufferable since they hit puberty, "Sorry, uh, you did mean us right?"

"Yes you pair of whores, thats a little rude y'know? Isn't it normal when you two are on a mother-daughter outing, to be all welcome and friendly when a big-dicked guy is around?"

"I-I'm sorry, that was incredibly out of character for me, I-I didn't notice." She had went from vaugly bashful to absoulutely motified, and meanwhile, the teen turning her head to try and understand what she was looking at.

"... We don't know if you have a big dick, sooo..."

"Seki! I-I'm sorry she's at a difficult age!" She seems a little old to be a smartass to me... the mother seems to screw up her face even tighter, "A-And don't curse in public."

"Dick isn't a curse! Its an actual word, people just started _saying _it was a bad word and then everyone joined the bandwagon!" Her daughter scowls back, crossed her arms back, I can see the apple certainly didn't fall far from the tree, because they both seems stubborn as they stared each other down. "What? Is penis suddenly alright because it's a clinical term? Its a noun describing something, Fuck off, see? THAT was a curse, all in the context."

"S-Seki you can't keep doing this-

"Hey heeey, I'll forgive you two for now..." I intone, breaking up their argument for a spell, "But I think you can at least do me a favour and sit down with me for a while, what's your name you mother slut, do you have anywhere to be?"

"O-Oh my name's Mari, and no, just grocery shopping, you understand, we don't have anything pressing-

"Hey! I just said yesterday I was going out with my friends later!" The daughter stomped her feet, scowling, "Don't speak for me, you KNOW I made plans already!"

"Seki, please stop embarssing me-

They seemed to bicker at each other for a bit, which was a little annoying, so I decided to make it a little more interesting.

"Okay, enough of that, you-