Brick sandwich

You notice two bricks on the floor nearby and you get an evil idea.

You grab a brick in each hand, and slam them forward, trying to clap them together.

But the clap is stopped by the zombies huge balls. His nuts get slammed by the two bricks, and they flatten against each other, squishing and straining for a moment before the bricks actually shatter from the force!

The zombie is absolutely speechless, both from the agonizing pain and the absurdity of your move. His arms slowly move down to cradle his balls with shaky hands.

He then quickly drops to the floor, passed out.