Breasts measured!

"Let's start with the smallest thing," Vanessa said, waving the tape measure. "You know what I mean! Let's measure that bust!"

"If you want to call it that!" Britney added, inspiring more laughter. "It's more like a 'swell', I don't think those mounds will be busting anything!"

Vanessa giggled and went on. She wrapped the measuring tape under Lauren's chest, which pushed up her breasts and made them appear more perky.

"First, the band size... 30 inches!" Britney wrote it on the blackboard next to Lauren's height. The crowd actually hushed. Everyone wanted to know, from the eager boys to the jealous and spiteful girls. Lauren had simply burned too many bridges for anyone to be on her side.

Next Vanessa slid the measuring tape over Lauren breasts, right across her nipples. She gasped as it touched her rock hard tips. Countless photos were snapped of the bare nude Lauren gaping red cheeked at the crowd with nothing but a tape measuring tape over her breasts.

Vanessa made sure to pull the measuring tape extra tight. Lauren gasped as the band tightened across her breasts, squishing them down. Only then did Vanessa read the measurement.

"Bust size... 30 1/2 inches!"

There was an explosion of laughter from the crowd. Lauren's jaw dropped in shock. There was no way they were that small! What could she say though? Due to her padded bra being revealed, everyone now knew she was a liar.

"That's an AA cup!"

"More like 'doesn't really need a bra' sized!"

"How embarrassing!"

"Lauren's a total phony!"

"More like bug bites then boobs!"