Breakroom shenanigans.

"Come on," Laura said, leading Kate by the hand out of the office. "Let's go mess with someone."

Kate happily trailed along. As they passed Darrell's cube, she saw the him furiously whacking off to Futurama porn. She made a mental note to ask for the site. It was weird, knowing she could ask him something that inappropriate and he would consider it a perfectly mundane conversation.

When they arrived at the breakroom, there were a few people already there. Mark had Amy bent over the lunch table and was fucking her doggy-style while she ate a muffuletta. Cheryl was sitting by the microwave, waiting for her food to heat up and Jason was pouring himself some coffee.

Kate made a beeline for Jason and reached down to cradle his balls through his slacks. He smiled pleasantly and sipped his coffee.

"Hi Kate, how was your weekend?" he asked amicably, his erection becoming visible.

"Oh, you know. Gave your mom and your wife syphilis."

He laughed. "You mean my ex. Hope she enjoys it!"

Kate let go of him and sauntered back over to Laura, giggling madly. Laura just looked at her inquisitively.

"So when are you going to do something not normal?" she asked. When Kate responded with an impish grin, her eyes widened. "Wait, you already did something weird. Wait, don't tell me. Is it- it couldn't be that you said something about Jason's mom. Is that it? Is it weird to talk about your coworker's parents?"

Kate laughed. "So you really can't tell? Here's a thought. Picture yourself doing exactly what I just did."

Laura shrugged. "I mean, that would be weird. It's not normal for me to just grab someone's balls like you did. That's kind of your move today. So you're saying it's as weird for you to grab his balls as it is for me? That's pretty hard to believe."

"Why?" Kate asked, genuinely curious.

"Well, it just feels right for you to do it. I don't know, it's like if I went to your house and fucked your boyfriend. There are some things that are only ok for some people to do."

Now Kate was puzzled. "But it would be perfectly normal if you went to my house and fucked my boyfriend- ohhh, is this one of those things too?"

They were interrupted by Amy's hoarse cry as she finally came. Mark grunted, then collapsed on top of her. "That seems like a **** hazard," Kate said distractedly. "I hope Mark knows the Heimlich maneuver."

Mark laughed and Amy brushed the hair out of her face as he pulled himself out of her and zipped up his fly. She turned to them, still bent over the table with her ass bare.

"Of course he knows the Heimlich. That's how we got started with this!" she told them through a mouthful of salami.

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this chapter was written by SG, reposted and edited with permission