Breakfast for Lauren

Lauren, already annoyed and angry, headed downstairs. She found Jade in the kitchen laying out the table.

"Where are my clothes?" Lauren demanded.

"What do you mean?" Jade said, grinning at the sight of Lauren in this absurd, undersized outfit. "You're wearing your clothes!"

"Not this horrible outfit." Lauren scoffed. "I mean my real clothes!"

"Lauren, quit being silly." Jade said dismissively. "NOw, eat your breakfast, we've got a busy day ahead of us!"

Grumbling, but hearing her stomach growl, Lauren sat at the table. Breakfast today was cheese grits, chicken fried steak, scrambled eggs and Texas toast. More heavy food, but it did smell so good. So, not really having a choice, Lauren began eating.

"Is there coffee?" Lauren asked hopefully.

Instead of replying Jade plopped down a large glass of milk. Lauren frowned. She had a dairy issue, but she was quite thirsty, so she began drinking the milk.

Jade, who had noticed Lauren's rather thick backside and middle, and rightly assumed Lauren would be embarrassed by those factors, had made Lauren the richest, fattiest meal she could. She'd used a full stick of butter to fry everything, making it even richer. And Lauren, despite herself, ate everything, leaving her feeling bloated and heavy.

"Alright Laurie, let's start the day!" Jade said excitedly.