Brain

In order to turn Linda into a bimbo, the conspiracists had to dumb her down. To do this, they had a two-pronged approach. The first thing was to sabotage her work computer to occasionally flash bright lights very quickly to subliminally disrupt her neuro-receptors. The effect would be temporary but would last up to an hour.

The second approach was to slip her a **** that would not only make her more relaxed and happy but again would disrupt her thought patterns to make her scatter-brained.

The **** was applied to her coffee mug in the break room in the morning. The **** would work slowly, so Linda would not notice anything odd happening too soon to scare her.

As Linda sipped her coffee and worked on her computer, she felt her thoughts drifting away from work, and she would catch herself daydreaming then try to focus again. After a couple of hours of losing focus, Linda went into the breakroom for another cup of coffee. She noticed there were catalogs on the breakroom table. They were for women's shoes, bathing suits, and lingerie. She thumbed through one before heading back to her office.