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Kim woke up the next morning, dreading to go to school. Though she was now eighteen, her parents never once had "the talk" with her. She was oblivious to everything about sex. The only thing she knew about it was to be afraid of it because she could end up pregnant. Though she had developed some strong feelings for Ron, she had no idea how to act on them. Fortunately for her, neither did Ron. They were both sexual dimwits with feelings. Yes, they were both still very much virgins.

Kim knew regardless of how much she dreaded sex ed class and tutoring she had to get it over with. She got herself ready, then joined her parents in the kitchen for breakfast. Afterwards, she went straight for the fridge and pulled out a nice sized cucumber.

"Kim Possible, what on Earth are you doing with that cucumber?" her mom asked, glaring at her with her hands on her hips.

"Uhm... It's for a school project," she lied. "If I don't bring one, I'll get a failing grade."

Neither of her parents wanted to see Kim get a failing grade in any subject. Kim was surprised she kept the truth about sex ed class from them as long as she had. "Well, I guess it can't be helped then. I'll have to pick up more at the market. Do what you have to do sweetheart." With that, Kim was out the door, cucumber in tow.

Her morning classes dragged on slowly before her mid morning free period break finally arrived. Now the moment of truth had arrived as she once again found herself knocking on Miss Go's office door.

Shego smiled confidently to herself. "Come in!" her lilting voice called out. The door opened and in stepped Kim, cucumber and all. "Very good Kim! You remembered the cucumber. Have a seat right here at my desk. I'm going to give you a pop quiz just to see how much you know about sex." She passed the papers to Kim who sat there staring at them blankly.

Kim's face flushed red. "Miss Go, I can't answer any of these questions."

Shego's first reaction was to burst out in laughter. but her better judgement prevailed as she played the sympathy card. there would be enough time to **** and humiliate her. After all, she had just admitted that her mind was a blank slate where sex was concerned. Oh! The things she would teach her! She was now leaning toward slowly turning Kim into a sexual deviant. "I'm glad you admitted it to me. hat took courage and was a big first step in itself. I'm very proud of you. I guess I have to fault your parents for what you don't know. They never had "the talk" with you?"

"Not that I can recall," Kim responded.

"Well, it seems I have a lot to open your eyes to, Miss Possible. But that's what I'm here for. I think we should start off with something simple, yet very personal. I'm going to teach you about masturbation." Shego's voice was soothing and calming. Kim strangely felt at ease because of it. "First I'll teach you how to do it with your clothes on. We'll eventually work up to doing it with your clothes off. just remember, we're both women, and there's nothing to be ashamed of. I'll be naked with you."

For some reason that gave Kim quite a jolt. She was curious about a lot of things. She was very curious about what Miss Go looked like with no clothes on. She gulped hard. "I guess I can handle that."

Shego got up and walked around to the front of her desk. She caressed the side of Kim's face. "There's no guess work about it. After we're done with your tutoring, you'll be able to handle any sexual situation that may arise. I promise you that."