Boxing Matches

Boxing matches are rare in the ECL, which generally tends toward a professional-wrestling style, but they do exist. Their scoring system is different from that of standard and tag-team matches. It uses normal boxing scoring as a base, and is described below:

As in normal boxing, a ten-count knockout ends the match; however, ECL boxing matches can also be ended if one boxer forces their opponent to orgasm. ECL boxing gloves come fitted with special attachments for this purpose, and fighters are free to use whatever other means are available to them to achieve this as well.

In the absence of either event, each boxer begins with ten points per round. Judges subtract a point if they feel a boxer’s opponent held the advantage during a round, and each time a boxer is knocked down or sexually stimulated for ten seconds by their opponent, they lose another point. The boxer with the highest total score at the end of ten rounds wins; if the scores are tied, the match is a draw.

A technical knockout may be declared if a boxer’s ability to continue is in doubt, if they are in need of medical attention, or if they are knocked down three times in one round. There is no corresponding “technical orgasm”.

Using weapons, receiving aid from other fighters, attacking the referee, or otherwise deviating from the accepted parameters of a boxing match is prohibited.

Modifying ECL boxing gloves is frowned upon.