Bottomless onstage

Lauren stood in her little cheerleader top, her sneakers and nothing else. Unaware she stood onstage naked from navel to ankle. Her meaty legs were totally bare, leading up to bulging hips with a smooth shaven crotch on clear display.

Lauren was growing nervous. What was so funny? She'd done the stupid cartwheel... what was the big deal.

"Look at those stubby legs!"

"Them hips are thick!"

"Lauren has no pubes!"

Lauren froze. Slowly she looked down. She was shocked and horrified to see her naked lower half!

"AHHH!" Lauren squealed, slapping both hands over her crotch and slamming her knees together. Her embarrased reaction just made the huge audience laugh all the more.

"Ooh, looks like Lauren had a little wardrobe malfunction!" Charlotte said into the microphone. "Well, rule number one as a cheerleader: the show must go on!"