Bootylicious Blender

You flush as you stare at the drinks board and decide on the healthiest looking option, a smoothie called Bootylicious Blender. Your face turns beat red as you order and Bambi looks at you with amusement as she tries not to laugh.

You quickly turn away, spinning your stool around to survey the park behind you, and avoid her gaze. As you here Bambi adding various fruits and ice into the blender, you look out at the shopping area of Bimbo Boulevard. Everything is, as expected, quite girly but there seems to be a theme to the area that you can't quite place. Before you have much time to consider it, however, you hear your drink being placed on the counter behind you.

"Like, careful hun." You hear Bambi say. "Too many of those will go straight to your ass."

You roll your eyes and turn around, intent on lecturing her on her choice if words, but you dont see her anywhere. You know she was right behind you and you gave over the counter, thinking she might, for some reason, have ducked down behind it. But no, shes just gone. Baffled, you begin to sip your smoothie, thinking she'll reappear.

The drink is almost lavender in color and tastes strongly of blueberry and other fruits. You give an appreciative sigh as the cool bevarage soothes your dry throat and overheated body, but by the time youve finished it, Bambi still hasn't returned.

You shrug and turn away, rationalizing that its her fault you didn't pay, given how suddenly she disappeared. As you resume your wandering in search of an exit, you can't help but notice the sudden tightness at the back of your slacks, but decide it must be your imagination.