Bokoblins Attack!

A screaming of crude warhorns echoed through the cart. Link instantly realized what it was and not a second later a poorly made spear pierced through the tarp and land next to Zelda head.

"Ahhh!" Zelda yelled. That spear had almost hit her! Now it was abundantly clear. The cart had been ambushed by a Bokoblin Tribe. Just then the pair heard a wild shrieking from the other side of the cart, followed by a heavy impact. Although the pair couldn't see it, one of the Bokoblin had just jumped onto the side of the cart cart. It began hitting the tent shaped tarp with its wooden club trying to rip it open. Without hesitation Link grabbed the spear that had almost hit Zelda and used it to stab the Bokoblin through the tarp. The Monster yelled in pain before Link pulled the spear back and the Moblin fell to the ground dead.

Without any consideration for his still naked state, Link jumped out of the cart and engaged the Bokoblins in direct combat. from inside Zelda heard the sounds of struggle from the battle outside. Zelda soon peeked out the tarp to see what was happened and saw her naked protector battling 3 Bokoblins at once. They attacked Link with swords and clubs, but Link effortlessly dodged these attacks and skillfully countering them with his spear. Zelda simply watched mesmerized by Link's precise movements, and glistening muscles. She had to cover her mouth to keep from squealing at the sight of him.

Finally Link felled the final Bokoblin and took a moment to catch his breath. Zelda meanwhile was trying to keep herself for giggling. Link had no idea he had given her a perfect view of his butt. Zelda knew it was distasteful for a princess to ogle someone, especially someone who had saved her innumerable times, but she just couldn't help herself. However as Zelda stared she noticed something. One of the Bokoblin was still alive. It was standing behind a nearby tree, holding a bow, and training an arrow on the unsuspecting Link.

Zelda didn't hesitate.

"Link look out!" She yelled as she emerged from the tarp. Standing on the back of the cart Zelda summoned a magical fireball and hurled it at the Bokoblin. The fireball hit incinerating the monster before it could take it's shot. Zelda turned back to Link to made sure he was ok. There eyes met and Link immediately smiled in gratitude. Zelda smiled back, happy they had both survived the encounter.

This is until the adrenaline of battle wore off and they realized they were fully exposed in front of one another.

"Wahhh!" They screamed as they slapped their hands over their privates once again. Link turned his head away the same way he had back at the lab and Zelda looked down at her feet too shocked to get down from the cart.

'He saw me. Again! And I, ohhh, I saw his. his everything!' Zelda's mind tried to organize her many thoughts but was having trouble. 'We can't keep doing this. Otherwise we'll make it to Impa's house.'

Their journey was being interrupted by their shared embarrassment. It wasn't that far to Impa's but they'd never make if they couldn't stand to look at each other the whole time. Zelda racked her brain for a solution. Only one solution came to mind but she really didn't want to do it. She tried to come up with something else and failed. It was the only way.

"Link," Zelda called making the young man jump. He was still standing there covering his crotch and he didn't look her way after she called. "I-I think I have a solution to our current...circumstance"

He nodded in a way she knew meant he was listening. Zelda took a moment to collect her words. She couldn't believe she was going to say this. Zelda opened her mouth and said,