Bog-standard Isekai

Video Begins.
Narrator:
Overly casual
I died yesterday. I've been having a hard time accepting it. It's already the next day. So, while I've been moping this big tittied goth girl has been nakedly sitting in front of me. I can't say I noticed though. I think this place works on conscious thot, it's so strange, I found the shitter within the first hour, but this desk only showed up when by my sheer horror I missed being alive again but then I thought about work and got better. Dying, it's so horrible. I wish I never had to go through it. I just wanted to live in the void like my ancestors before me, meaningless and worthless. Where's the shitter again?
For clarity: In this upcoming recording the entrant's thoughts are narrated.
Recording plays
Goth: "Alright I don't have time for this, your train of thought is fucked."
I'm hearing things I'm meant to be alone this is the bathroom!
Goth: "I didn't even know the human race could make things as stupid as you. How did you go without thinking FOR 15 HOURS to only suddenly ask where the toilet was? GENUINELY."
Huh, I didn't used to have an internal monologue.
4 seconds later
Entrant External monologue: "EEHH AAHHH ITS COMING. Man what did I eat? Mexican? Naw, its too put together for that. Must have been mac and cheese."
Goth: "You're still not listening. How are you this STUPID."
Entrant External monologue: "Why's it green? Oi God buddy I understand I'm new here but you left out the toilet paper, now last time I forgave you, but this is unacceptable."
Goth: "You're an asshole"
Entrant External monologue: "I have an asshole"
Goth: "You were listening?"
Entrant External monologue: "But no toilet paper, guess I'll just sit here until he gets me some"
Goth: "..."
Entrant External monologue: "..."
recording fast forward's max speed
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20 seconds pass as the video fast forwards through the recording. Time stop moves from 1:30 to 6:00:40.

Goth: "I'm throwing you in my worst world. You'll love it."
Entrant External monologue: "Does it have toilet paper?"
Recording ends
Official narration continues
Not one minute later I was alive again. The worst punishment that a person can have. Now I have to work. I was naked and sitting right in front of a very old lady and an ogling younger one. 70 and 50 I'd bet. I was back. Without consent.
--video fast forwards, no time stamp provided--
Well, that's how I got to this world. Later on, I would destroy a kingdom by asking questions to the left ear of God and be granted the ability to shit out pixies but that didn't matter, what matters is that I died. It was a glorious five minutes but then out of the sin of accidentally being loved I was revived, then I had to marry a cultist, it was a nice life, short. Then there was my next life, I was sent back to earth, I got killed. I tried to drown myself but got eaten by a shark so I got sent to an aquatic world. It didn't have oxygen, I invented oxygen. Then the devil became proud of me for genocide, oh what am I saying I'm rambling. Point is new lifers, life isn't worth it. Get back to that room as fast as possible it's the only place you can have a good bowel movement and that be all there is to existence. When I look back, it was paradise.
Don't be like me. Have a better one.
12 seconds later
Kill me again Satan!
Demonic voice in background: "I'm busy"
tch Cheapskate.
Video ends.

You blink, you have no idea what you just watched or the point. WTF?

The goth girl in front of you now visible with the projection gone starts rambling before you can catch up to your own thoughts.
Goth: "Um ignore all of that. I'm actually ashamed he was allowed that many lives. Ok, here's the deal, ignore the doddering old imbecile and his introduction video. He's still... unwell. You've just died. Now due to, him, I have a limited number of options to grant you. You get one extra development point, you... this fucker, have two options for it. You can
A. Have SUPREME bowel movements (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞Highly recommended☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
B. Become extra intelligent (ಠ_ಠ Mentally challenged devils sign here (¬_¬ )
On the up-side the selection of worlds is good and you keep all your memories, I'm contractually obligated to ensure that"

You've just, arrived? Not ten minutes ago. The air is stale. The room? Dark. All you can see is the chair you sit on, the desk between you and the voluptuous... Naked pale woman and the mysterious light that shines over you both. Never have you felt so confused, and yet, not as panicked as you probably should. That feeling slips away as you focus. For some reason the person in front of you just rambled a bunch of shit off, the person before that on the video projection? Whatever it was, just said a bunch of shit. Nothing makes sense yet. You have no idea what's going on. Worse, you remember jack shit of what they just said!
Just, where the fuck am I? What's going on?
...

Having taken a minute to calm, you look around, you see... nothing. Looking at the woman you see... Nothing? Why is she naked? Suddenly you feel strangely focused and confident. A few moments later, you decide:
She better have answers.

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