Blueberry Seltzer Water?

"How about something based off a famous movie? If Hollywood is going to release movies about evil clowns, then I can use movies to fight against them. I mean figuratively; I don't think we have a budget for a major motion picture." Barbara proclaimed. "I know my parents have a bunch of props in the communal storage center! And not just any props: movie props! They keep buying all of that for funsies, but yet they never use them. Well, I can't let them just catch dust, now can I?"

Barbara then looked around the trailer, seeing as she just had a monologue in front of the air.

Shrugging, the clown girl swiftly grabbed a hold of her parents' key to open the place and went towards the door. Going outside her the trailer, Barbara could see the rest of the circus performing for the various visitors or preparing for later. The first thing Barbara saw outside was her older brother, Humphrey, hard at work. Spinning a baton that was currently on fire, sweat beaded off his forehead from the flame's heat. Yet, the young man's face didn't show any signs of strain or frustration, just concentration.

"Ciao~, Humphrey" Barbara called out to her sibling. The man grunted a "Hello," all the while not even dropping his baton once. Barbara stepped past him heading towards the storage place. Walking with exaggerated steps, Barbara waved to her fellows in the circus. They smiled or called out a hello, but went back to work. And Barbara did her best not to disturb them too greatly, for what they were preparing for was the biggest event for the circus.

The Cobalt Theater would soon go on its twelve state tour; traveling from their home state of Georgia and heading west to California. An event that only happened once every two years and which Barbara only participated in twice in her clownsona. Now thinking about it, Barbara was slowly getting pumped up for what would her act would be. Which, given that she didn't know what she would do, still didn't dampen her mood.

"Morning, Barbara!" Her aunt Moira exclaimed, beside her was Barbara's sisters (or Moira's nieces) Peggy and Charlie. Charlie was currently balancing two plates on top of a horse, while Peggy was keeping the beast from running off. A small crowd was around the trio, some turning their heads to stare at Barbara as she walked past them. Peggy flashed her a quick wave, while Charlie just huffed something out.

"Ciao, Auntie Moira!" Barbara responded. Pushing past the trio, Barbara finally came face to face with the storage center; an old rundown building that Mr. Morgan, The Cobalt Theater's manager and ringleader, had bought. Logically, you can't bring a building around with you, so the area around it was the theater's HQ while they stayed in their home state.

Pulling out her parent's key, Barbara fiddled with the lock until it opened with a pop. Pushing the door open, she walked inside. The building barely had any air-conditioning and only a few lights worked and Barbara sweated a little from that fact. A long corridor greeted her, Barbara walked around a little until she found her goal. Opening the door, she marveled at all the paraphernalia laying about in the room. Each and every piece belonging to her parents or her siblings.

"Now lets see what new toys I can find in this store." Barbara moved aside a few boxes, making sure she didn't break anything. And began to open them up. After about twenty minutes or so, Barbara scratched her chin in thought.

"Nothing here speaks to me as an comedian, unless the Jaws, Chinatown, and Citizen Kane were comedy movies." She rolled her eyes, but went back to seeing what else this place had in store for her. And just her luck, the next box she opened contained something that appealed to her senses.

"What's this?" She asked, bending down to reach inside. Picking it up, she stared at the seltzer bottle. "Its seltzer water, why would this be here? I don't remember any movie having this."

She turned the bottle around to see the the sticker on it, her eyes widened as she read the logo.

"Blueberry Flavored Seltzer water; made under the Wonka brand. I never knew Willy Wonka had this marketed, huh." Barbara exclaimed. "WAIT! I got a light-bulb in my head that is trying to get some power. Come on, come on, bingo! I see it. We can parody a bunch of movies for our opening! And in it we can have a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory skit. I'll be Violet! Oh, we can use lights and my old expanding costume for it to work. I love it! I just have to convince Mr. Morgan and my mom and dad for it to work."

Barbara took the seltzer bottle as she walked out of the room. "I can then plan out how to make clowns awesome again! I think I can change Violet to be something else now that I think about it. Cruelly inflated by bullies? Sacrificing her dignity to make people smile? A joke? Hell, I have a month to plan out what to do."

Barbara had a huge smile on her face as she traveled back to her trailer to tell plan everything out. Unaware of what was in that bottle of seltzer.