Blue Pill

You decide to pop the blue pill because the Matrix taught you something. You don't remember what cause you were drunk when you watched it. Immediately you feel your heart start to pump faster and your whole body aches. It feels like your muscles are pulling off of your bones and you double over in pain for about 20 seconds.

Then the pain stops and you start to feel good. Really good. You feel energetic and powerful. You easily pop up into standing but now your clothes feel tight all over. You turn to your mirror and are shocked to see what looks like you except that your pudge has been replaced by muscle all over. You've got a build that makes it obvious you work out but not so much you can't touch your back. After admiring your new abs for a bit you realize you've also grown physically a couple inches to what looks to be over 6 feet. Your jawline could cut diamonds. You're a total stud.

You realize that not only have you grown stronger and taller but also bigger. A lot bigger by how tight your pants feel. What was an average dick has grown into an uppercase C Cock. You look like a porn star. No, you don't look like a creep who'd be in porn. You look like an underwear model that had stuffed his shorts except you're all natural. Except for the body enhancing drugs you just took. So the only question is what's next? You could keep trying pills or get excited to show off your new hot body tomorrow or head out to a club right now.