Blowing things off

Joe had had a hard time sleeping that night, given all the strangeness of the day. Things like this just didn't happen! And yet, it WAS happening, it was real.

The next morning, Joe was already awake when his alarm clock went off at 6 am. He was on his laptop, still trying to see if he could find some answers. All he found though were more bare female genitals.

But then, suddenly Joe clicked on a link and saw a woman WITH pants on. In fact all of a sudden all the women had their clothes on again even on tabs he had had open before and he was sure had shown them without (it was still the internet, so maybe 40% of women had their clothes on, which meant things were back to normal). Looking over at the family photo sitting on his desk, he was relieved to see that both his mother and his sister Zoe had covered groins once again. Yesterday at family dinner he had seen some things he would have rather NOT seen.

Still, Joe struggled to understand why everything had suddenly returned to normal. Was he ****? Had it all been a crazy dream?

glancing at his clock, he saw that it was 6:12AM. Shit, he was even later than yesterday!

Joe rushed though the downstairs and out the door, giving a rushed goodbye to his thankfully fully clothed family, and set off for Katty's.

"Oh thank god everything's back to normal," he said as he arrived at Katty's to find her fully clothed.

"Normal?" Katty asked.

"Wait, you don't remember anything...odd happening yesterday?" he asked. "You don't remember running around without any pants on?"

"WOW Joe, I guess you had some sort of Freudian dream or something last night?" she replied, laughing. "Umm, NO I'm sure I would remember running around without pants! You know, NORMAL people dream they are the ones who go to school without pants, not other people."

Joe couldn't believe she had no memory of yesterday's oddness. But then again she hadn't noticed yesterday when everyone was BEING odd. Joe feared he really might be going crazy.

"Wait, I'm sorry. I was just joking. I didn't know you were so upset by your dream." she said, seeing how upset he was. "Let me give you a blowjob, you'll feel better."

"Wait, WHAT?" Joe replied, in shock.

"Oh come on, don't act like you don't like my blowjobs all of a sudden." Katty replied, beginning to get on her knees. "You aren't really going crazy I hope. You must still like blowjobs! And you have said several times you thought I was good at sucking dick."

"Umm, thanks Katty, maybe later," Joe stuttered, looking even more confused. Katty shrugged and got back up, and the pair proceeded to school, without any further strangeness. In fact, by the time they got there, the completely normal conversation almost had Joe convinced things were back to normal.

When Joe and Katty arrived at school, though, Joe saw that many of his fellow male classmates were getting blowjobs from their female classmates. In fact, all over the school Joe saw women down on their knees happily and freely sucking the penises of male classmates! The teachers were in on it to, giving eachother head or giving or getting from students. Joe saw a guys grunt and shoot their loads into the mouths of happy smiling women, and if he was not mistaken, he even heard woman thanking the guys for letting them suck dick!

Joe once again retreated into the computer lab to try to look up what the hell was going on. This time, his internet search revealed that now it seemed to be normal for adult women to casually suck the penises of other adult non-family members. Most women even prided themselves on their oral abilities. There were whole pages dedicated to techniques, and selfies and photos prominently featured blowjobs.

Joe just shook his head in disbelief. He still didn't know what all this was, but this time though, he decided to just go along with things.

As lunch period ended, Joe was enjoying the lovely soft lips of Mai Yamada around his hard cock. Even his imagination had not prepared him for how soft moist and utterly sensual her lovely mouth felt on his aching member. Joe had always thought the Japanese exchange student who had arrived at the start of his senior year was exotic and stunning. Today, when she out of the blue walked up to him and actually asked him if she could give him a BJ, he seized the opportunity like any guy would have.

Joe had no idea why everyone was bat-shit crazy all of a sudden, but if it meant hot women were sucking his cock, he wasn't going to put too much effort into questioning it right now. As he shot his load into Mai's pretty dainty face she just grinned and swallowed it all like a pro.

The best and probably oddest part about all this was that all these women treated giving blowjobs like it was public service they were all happy to provide. Even guys in relationships didn't seem to mind when their girlfriends or even their wives sucked the cocks of strange men right in front of them. Of course guys probably didn't want to upset a social order that had them getting constant blowjobs from an endless stream of attractive women.

Based on his observations, women would often offer to give a BJ to a guy if he seemed lonely, stressed or sad. If a guy asked a woman for a blowjob, she would often happily oblige unless she was busy doing something else, and even if she was as long as it didn't interrupt things, as Joe had found out shortly after getting to first period (and being soled for being late) when Jenny Mason, who sat next to him in that class, had pulled out his dick as the teacher lectured. She had been the only girl not already sucking a cock when he came in, and she and all the others were quite happy to do so as long as no one interfered with their view of the board, the girls all stopping and lightly jacking their guy whenever they were asked a question. The desks were even set up to help, with slightly adjustable seats and tops that moved around so people could both take notes and not block the view of their blower (Joe quickly picked up that it was the guys responsibility to provide the girl sucking his dick with a copy of the notes after class; fortunately there were plenty of photocopiers to help with that). Joe had been a little disappointed to see Katty sucking another guy in class already, but she had ended up sucking him off all through second period, so that disappointment had quickly disputed. There was definitely a rotation going on, as no girl seemed to suck the same guy twice over the course of the various classes, with a few people even swapping during classes.

Joe had been worried about getting an STD from all these orally loose women, but according to Web MD and a few other medical website he visited (during third period computer class, the only one in the morning where he hadn't been getting head, apparently since there was no way to use a computer, pay attention, and suck a guy off at once), STDs were insanely rare. Humans had built up a strong immunity to them over the years and vaccinations took care of the rest. Joe thought that seemed oddly convenient, but he just shrugged his shoulders. Who was he to argue with top medical professionals?

Later that evening, after a grand total of 9 blowjobs (1 per class, excluding computers and gym, but including in the changing room, at lunch, and from Georgina, the brand new just-graduated-from-college English teacher, after his last class, when he finally got up the courage to outright ask for a blowjob), Joe was walking home. Everywhere he looked, people seemed happy and content. Especially the men. It's almost as if constant release from sexual tension was a benefit to humanity. He couldn't think of the last time he had seen so few arguments or other issues playing out on the streets. Along the way, Joe ran into a tall and busty college aged brunette he never would have had the courage to even talk to before today, but now he simply walked right up to her as they waited for a light, and said "Excuse me miss, but would you mind giving me a quick BJ?"

"Sure! I got a few extra minutes, I'd be happy to!" the woman replied, after glancing at her watch.

As Joe unzipped his fly for her, he came up with a new theory. Maybe he had died and gone to heaven.