Detachment

Joe got a FAR better sleep that night than he had the previous night. When he awoke at 6:05AM Joe went into the bathroom and took a shower. He got dressed and went downstairs at 6:31, enough time for him to eat breakfast, something that didn't happen very often.

At the breakfast table his Mom, Dad, and Mikey all acted like things were normal for a change. Joe secretly hoped that women still loved to give blowjobs, but a return to normalcy would be good too. It would be better for his sanity's sake at least.

On the way to Katty's, Joe was a bit disappointed to not see any women giving oral sex today. 'Oh well,' he thought, 'it was good while it lasted.'

At Katty's, place Joe saw she was outside waiting for him even though he was a bit early for a change. They had only gotten a few blocks when Katty stopped and started frantically fishing through her purse. "Oh shit," she said, turning to go back. "Sorry Joe, I have to go back quick; I forgot my vagina at home."

"Wait, What?" Joe replied, certain he heard her incorrectly.

"Ugh, I had been washing it under the sink after I used it to pee this morning and I must have left it on the counter," she replied nonchalantly. "I'll be quick, wait for me."

Joe had no idea what to say. So while Katty ran back to house to fetch her vagina, Joe stood on the sidewalk outside and looked up today's weirdness on his phone, since he actually had time to do so this time.

It would seem that as of today, the world now seemed to believe that when women are finished with puberty their external genitals, vulva and all detach from their bodies. However, it said the detached female genetalia remain connected to women's bodies through quantum entanglement. 'Ok,' Joe thought, 'that makes perfect sense... NOT!' he thought, mentally facepalming. 'What the hell is wrong with everybody?' he thought at no one in particular.

Continuing through the info, Joe learned that a woman could still feel everything that happened to her detached womanhood even though it was no longer physically connected to her. The blood from her body continued to flow through the severed organ no matter how far away from her it got. Because of this 'quantum entanglement' or whatever, Joe learned that the disembodied sex organ was still a part of the woman even though it was not physically connected to her. Things could still enter and leave her body through her detached vagina and urethra even if it were miles and miles away from her body! A woman could leave her pussy at home for her husband to have sex with while she went out shopping or she could give it to her husband to take with him on an overseas business trip so he could still have sex with her from the other side of the planet! The woman back home would feel everything her husband did to her detached vagina too, and his penis would be inside of her body even though the rest of him was on the other side of the earth.

"Got it," Katty yelled as she emerged from her house, holding up a green box that looked like an oversized case for glasses.

"Aren't you worried you might lose that one day?" Joe asked, as it was all he could think of. "If my penis came off I'd keep better track of it!"

"Oh please cut it out. You sound like my mom," she replied. "Yeah, I worry a bit sometimes but it's pretty rare. I don't know anyone whose lost theirs yet."

"May I see it?" Joe shyly asked.

"Weird Joe, you want me to just show you my pussy? What for?" Katty asked, looking at him strangely.

"I've never seen one in person before," he replied. "I'm just curious, that's all."

"Sarah told me that she gave you hers for a whole week last year when you were dating her." she replied, a little crossly. "In fact, YOU told me that you had hers and had even used it! I even told you that was gross because Sarah's given her vajayjay to a lot of guys already!"

"Uh, she lied," Joe said, hoping she believed him. "I didn't want people to know I'm a virgin."

"Well, this is weird, but ok I guess," she replied, a little reluctantly. "Just don't tell anybody."

Leading him into an alley between houses where they could have some privacy, she reached into her purse and retrieved the green case and handed it to Joe. Joe slowly opened the case to reveal that there was in fact a detached female sex organ in the box! It was lying in the box face up. Katty's vulva, labia, clitoris and even her vaginal opening could be seen. Joe even saw Katty's vaginal opening move a bit as she shifted her weight to her other foot. It really was still a living part of her body!

"what does the other side look like?" Joe asked.

"Well, flip it over and find out weirdo. But hurry up! We're running late as it is."

Joe gently picked up the warm wallet sized lump of female flesh and turned it over to reveal there was nothing on the back side but smooth skin. Joe was truly amazed. This was some whole other level of weirdness.

"So there's really nothing in your crotch anymore? It's just smooth skin like the back of this is?" he asked, still not quite believing this.

"YES Joe, you should know that at least," Katty replied, rolling her eyes as she grew impatient at Joe's impromptu sex-ed lesson. "You saw me without my swim bottoms on when we were at Jungle Rapids Water Park last summer. In fact you saw a lot of women without swim bottoms on; it's only kids and old ladies that wear them."

Today's weirdness just reached a whole new level. Joe was beginning to think he was living in a sex dream. Maybe he had been in a car crash and he was really lying comatose in a hospital bed having delusions? His pondering was broken when the girl sitting in front of him started acting weird. Joe noticed her shifting about in her seat, occasionally griping the arm of the desk briefly. Joe could also see her feet moving about in an odd way, like she was dancing somehow. When a soft moan escaped her lips, Joe realized what it was: She was having sex! This girl's pussy was obviously getting fucked by some guy somewhere else while she was sitting right here in class! A few other students noticed and chuckled, but the fact that a girl was getting fucked right in class didn't seem to be a big deal to anyone beside Joe.

That evening Joe did what a lot of guys did every day, he looked up internet porn. Instead of being horny, Joe merely wanted to see how the mechanics of sex even worked in this new world. Well, AND he was a little horny.

In one clip, a guy claimed that he found his wife's pussy in the bathroom. She had forgotten to take it with her to work. He told his audience he was going to give her a little surprise at work. The guy then held the vagina sideways up to the camera and put his entire finger into the opening and it just slid into apparent nothingness. The back end of the detached organ didn't bulge out; it looked like his finger just disappeared into the thin strip of skin and vulva. In reality, his finger was inside of his wife, wherever she was.

Another clip showed a woman lying on the bed while a man sat in a nearby chair pushing her vagina down onto his cock. Joe could plainly see the woman had nothing but bare smooth skin between her spread legs. When the guy had his dick fully embedded into the pussy, it looked like he had no dick. The smooth skin on the back of the woman's pussy was all you could see in his groin and so he also appeared to have no genitals. The woman on the bed thrashed and moaned in ecstasy as the guy moved her detached pussy ever harder and faster up and down his dick. She had no control over what the guy did to her sex organ, she was just along for the ride. It almost looked like the guy was pushing his penis inside of himself and then pulling it back out.

The next clip showed two women in bed together. They handed each other their vaginas and each went to town licking and sucking on the other. When one of the women came a bit of fluid could be seen squirting out of the pussy being held in the mouth of the other woman.

Another video showed two guys in a bedroom. They had each brought their girlfriends' pussies with them, and they then swapped the female genitals and had sex with them without the women ever knowing. The women had no idea their boyfriends had let their buddy fuck them. There were a lot of clips like this; apparently the practice was a fetish.

Speaking of fetish, in the "weird" subcategory of the porn site, Joe found an old 1980s video of a woman pasting her pussy back onto her groin with costume glue and then having sex with a man as though her genitals were still attached to her. Based on the few clips Joe saw, this seemed to be a rather odd fetish that few people had.

In the last clip Joe watched, a woman held her own pussy up to her face and lapped at her own clit. She let out soft, intimate moans of pleasure as she gave herself cunnilingus. She was actually "eating out" her own pussy! At one point near the end of the video she shoved her whole pussy into her own mouth; Joe thought she was going to swallow it for a second before she spat it back out.

About that time, Joe came himself from his own efforts. Joe wished he would have had a woman's pussy to use on himself, but no such luck. Tired from a long weird day, Joe went to bed.