Blended Ch 31

RaceHaus is thought of as a quaint and charming oddity in Thurstee County. It’s a sports bar, and the sport is racing. There’s a particular emphasis on Formula One. Neon signs and memorabilia decorate it inside and out, and it’s surprisingly roomy because the structure was originally a barn. That’s got to be **** on the electric bill, but the place has some digital slot machines that make it very popular and likely do some financial lifting. There are also occasional rumors about a backroom card game.

Men stay away from the biker bar, but they flock to RaceHaus. Piper’s been there plenty of times with friends from UFG. Ines likes the biker bar, but most students are too pussy to go there. Students love 1-dollar PBRs and cheap baskets of potato wedges. Piper likes those things when she’s in the right mood, and she likes the weird, lesbian couple that owns the place. The bar service isn’t the best, but nobody cares.

It's packed. Locals, CCL girls, students, and plenty of truckers. Even Piper feels some discomfort navigating the crowd when all she wears on top is a white tee with Timothy Olyphant’s face on it.

Piper leads a nervous Bella, scanning the customers. She spots Sammy and Chadlee clinging to Flynn and Graham respectively. Ash is with them. Nobody clings to him, but Piper has it on good authority that one of the bartenders has a crush on him.

Kylie appears out of nowhere. “Signups in the back.”

Piper suppresses her irritation. Kylie doesn’t have a big chest, but she’s the only woman Piper knows who can turn Daisy Dukes and a plain white crop into a transcendent display of glamor that can command a whole room.

She spots Meghan, but not Riley. That’s interesting. In Meghan’s shoes, Piper would have taken Riley to lunch, then invited her to this, and then taken her shot at taking her home. This contest is a slam dunk for getting Riley in the mood. Is Meghan an idiot? No, she’s a biker. She has other obligations and can’t devote all of her time to chasing college girls.

Kayla is in the back room, bent over a table, writing down her information. A busty, bespectacled woman pins a plastic tag with a number to Kayla’s sleeve. She’s Glynda Darcy, one of the owners.

“Piper Dunham,” Glynda says with a glance in their direction. “A participant?”

“I was promised that you would be participating. Only reason I came,” Piper says. Glynda snorts and waves them over. “This is my cousin, Bella.”

“Welcome.” Glynda shakes Bella’s hand and smiles warmly.

“Where’s your lovely wife?”

“Taking drink orders. We’re swamped.”

“You have us to thank for that,” Piper says, putting her arm around Bella and Kayla.

“Perhaps I do at that. Are you going to tell me what you’re up to?” Glynda asks as Piper signs up herself and Bella.

“Depends. You gonna get up there with us?”

Glynda sighs. “Suppose I’ll wallow in ignorance, then.”

“I’m gonna go tell your wife what a cock tease you are,” Piper promises.

“How is Ines?”

“Well, she’s out of the country right now. So she’s got that going for her.”

“Cheers,” Glynda says, lifting a can of Coke. “And best of luck.”

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