Blame poop it always works

The two of you help each other to get cleaned up in the mop sink. The frightening volume of soupy goo that eventually floods out of your ass gives you the obvious alibi. You call Frank and explain how you probably should have called in sick, and that you didn’t close the store exactly, but with your frequent trips to the bathroom, you could see how it might look that way. You go on to say you got Terri to come back in and agree to close for you, so the rest of the night should go okay. You apologize profusely and are confident that you saved your jobs by the time you hang up.

“You little bitch.” Terri says smiling as you hang up. “I’m closing now?” She asks swatting at you with her shirt.

“It had to be done. Damned stomach pains.” You say laughing.

“This was your plan all along. I feel so used.”

You shut her up with a kiss, “Like I’m going to make you stay here alone.”

The two of you get dressed, open the store, and finish the night. Frank eventually checks in and you hide in the back while Terri deals with him. You watch through the crack of the door. You feel a little bit bad as you hear him seem genuinely concerned about your health, blaming himself a little for bringing you cheap tacos the other day. Terri reassures him that it couldn’t possibly be the cause, even joking that she was sure she saw you eating a big thick sausage and it was most likely the cause. He eventually leaves and she comes back to get you. You rush to the desk so she doesn’t know you were peaking.

“He’s gone.” She announces pulling the door open.

You hop up, “Think he is mad?”

“Disappointed is more accurate, our sales are shit tonight.”

“Can’t imagine why.” You say, lock fingers with hers, and lift to your toes to kiss her.

She smiles, “So I’ve got to ask. What happened?”

“What do you mean?”

“Last week, hell since you started, I was certain you didn’t like me, you wouldn’t ever cover anyones shift, now look at you. Affectionate, you worked for me, hell you flat out demanded I fuck you. It’s like you are a whole new person.”

You gulp. What do I say?