Black Widow is too curious

Aiden: the only way to find out if the Hulk is bigger than me is to find it out yourself

Black Widow: oh please, I know that the males in the Pearce have big dicks, but there is no way you're beating my boyfriend

Pearce: then why don't you take a look if you so sure of it

Suddenly black widow's wrist started beeping

Intercom: what's your status Black Widow

Black Widow: I'm interrogating the suspect

Intercom: need any assistance

Black Widow: no need, I got this covered

Intercom: very well, see you back at base

she stops the call

Black Widow: alright then tough guy, since your so sure about your dick size, let's see what you got

Black Widow: though I doubt you are anywhere close to my boyfriend

She pulls your pants down

Black Widow: WHAT THE FUCK

Aiden: you were saying

Black Widow: I can't believe you're bigger

Black Widow: you must have had some work done on it, or been exposed to some chemical

Aiden: nope, all natural

Black Widow: FUCK

Black Widow: I need to turn you in, it's my duty

Black Widow: but they won't mind if I'm a little later with that

Black Widow: I'll do that after I had some fun with it

Aiden: wow, your dropping your duty as a hero just because of my dick

Black Widow: I'm a fucking size queen, there no way I'm letting this opportunity pass

Aiden: what would your boyfriend think

Black Widow: he's a pathetic nerd, the only reason I'm dating him is because he turns into a giant rage machine with the biggest cock I know

Black Widow: well that was until I saw this monster

Aiden: your a fucking whore

Black Widow: So what, i just know what I want

Black Widow: and just so you know after I'm done draining your giant shaft, I'll bring you in and convince the higher-ups to brainwash you into becoming a hacker for S.H.I.E.L.D, that way I can fuck you whenever I want

she starts licking your shaft

Black Widow: so be sure to enjoy this, I'll make sure you're completely satisfied, it's the least I can do since I'm gonna take your free will away