Black: King's pawn e7 to e6

The black pawn residing on e7 laughed hysterically as she watched her counterpart's first timorous footsteps. In a fit of bravado she decried her opponent, "C'mon, hurry it up now; we haven't got all day!" Then, before the white pawn had even set foot on the second square of his advance, the order came through.

"KING'S PAWN TO e6!"

The pauper amazon turned and looked into the air, as if she would see the nameless, faceless controllers of the game, but alas it was just an empty, digitized red sky. Still she mumbled her displeasure: "Fine I'll go, Jackass. Could at least buy me some decent clothes..." But upon her arrival at the e6 square, the young black woman suddenly had an improved attitude. She had to, for she was looking straight on at her white male adversary. With a sparkle in her eye and a mischievous grin, she pursed her lips at the quivering soldier.

"I'm going to eat you up."