Bimbo

"Like, haaaay Daddddy!" Tiffany said. "I, like, had such fun modelling!"

"That's good," John said. "I'll just be turning some celebrities into stripper poles for you."

"Okay, have fun," Tiffany said. "And thanks Daddy!

John pulls up Kendall Jenner, his first stripper pole.

Name: Kendall Jenner

IQ: 100

Occupation: Model, Socialite

Nationality: American

Measurements: 33-24-35