Bimbo Chess (Dale and Mike) *Strict chess play*

*NOTE: This chapter path will be in the version of an actual game of chess. If you add a chapter dm me for the move list up to that point! Adding in constant screenshots of the chess board would be tedious, but i may add in links to the setup.*

Dale sighed heavily as he stared out the cabin window into the dense forest surrounding them. This was supposed to be a relaxing weekend getaway for him and his buddy Mike. A chance to get away from the stresses of daily life and their perpetual struggles with women. Yet even here, miles from civilization, Dale couldn't escape the gnawing feeling of sexual frustration that seemed to dog him constantly.

"Dude, why the long face?" Mike's nasally voice broke the silence as he emerged from the cabin's tiny kitchen, crumbs clinging to the wispy hairs on his sunken chest. "I thought getting away from the city would cheer you up."

Dale rolled his eyes at his scrawny friend, his toned arms flexing slightly as he turned away from the window. "You know why I'm bummed. Another Friday night alone, no cute girl to keep me company."

He ran a hand through his thick brown locks. "Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever find someone, you know? Who wants to date a guy whose hobbies are just working out and playing chess?"

"Hey, don't sell yourself short!" Mike said through a mouthful of chips, crumbs spilling onto his stained t-shirt. "The ladies love a athletic intellectual like you. I'm the one who's undateable."

He gestured vaguely at his doughy frame with a self-deprecating chuckle. "A skinny dork who still lives with his mom? I've got zero game, bro."

Before Dale could reply, his eyes caught on something tucked beneath the cabin's tiny couch. "What's that?"

He bent down, retrieving a worn cardboard box that seemed out of place among the rustic decor. The faded label read "Bimbo Chess" in a lurid pink font.

"Well well, what do we have here?" Dale grinned, handing the box to Mike. "Maybe this trip just got a little more interesting after all..."

Mike brushed some chip crumbs off the lid and opened it, revealing an ornate chess set inside. "Holy shit, this doesn't look like any chess game I've ever seen!"

As Mike began setting up the bizarre board and pieces, Dale felt a strange tingle of anticipation. Whatever twisted game this was, he had a feeling their lonely weekend was about to take a very erotic turn…