Billie

"Billie Eilish is on her way over here," you said. "Upon her arrival, she will forget everything about her past life and become Billie Doe, me and Bebe's shy nerdy virgin daughter. She will dress in frumpy, nondescript clothes with prop glasses, and speak with a stutter. She will firmly believe that she has never had sex before. She will also hate cussing and follow all our rules to the letter. Finally, her money will be transferred to my bank account."

You wink to seal the deal.